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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

W-we're not whispering. What're you talking about ahahaha.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE FUCK]

A MOMENT MY ASS!

[WADDLING AWAY OH MY GOD]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi. Don't think you can lie to me!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

You should do something about that paranoia of yours, Mayori, it can't be healthy.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Wha-- come back, Gintoki! We could use the fat to fry pancakes for Tako!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE]

He'll just put mayo on them!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

....I'll pass.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Or maybe you should just stop being so god-damned conspicuous! What were you guys whispering about?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Was it just your imagination, Mayori? Are you having a fever? Ahhh, that must be it.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

I'm not having a fever!

[ now slower but still equally lethal HEADBUTT ]


Does this feel hot to you? Huh?! Does it?!

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

dude did you consider holding the mayo


or just like



food in general

1/2

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

'T-Tch ....


[ lol embarrassed ]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

I eat this mayo as part of my samurai training regimen. I actually despise it, but the discipline needed to constantly eat something you despise strengthens the soul.

[1/2]

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

.......

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

no offence dude but you look like you've got fifteen loaves in the oven and that looks really painful and biologically incorrect.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Shut up! I'm working on it, okay?


Who the hell are you anyway, aah?!

[1/2]

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

doesn't look like you're working on it dude

unless you mean your water's gonna break soon


-hey, if i'm right can you tell me before so i can like idk get the daddy

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

-ah.


badou nails, at your service, anything else except driving to the hospital cuz i can't drive y'know, kinda hard to see roads. ha.

1/2

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck does everybody think I'm --


Were all you asses dropped on your head? AT THE SAME TIME?!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

..... Hijikata Toshirou.

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

well it's not exactly like a beer gut, is it?


nice to meecha though.


and your quadritrupletmajigs over there.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What quadruplets? Are you trying to piss me off? We've just met! I'm male, oi.

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me i couldn't see your face for your STOMACH

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ what the hell this stranger just die ]

'Tch! Is this how you treat all strangers? Then you're really something.


You wanna take this outside, you bastard?!

[absentimented.livejournal.com]

[ S;DLJFOERIFJ;SDLKJDLS!!!! JESUS CHRIST THE PREGGERS MAN IS SCARY ]


hey hey HEY calm the FUCK DOWN, man if you got cravings you just tell me i'll nip over to a shop or something