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[ IDK HAVE A HEINE STUCK IN A GIGANTIC TOY SHOP WITH HUGE TEDDY BEARS AND LEGO CASTLES AND WHEELEY TRUCKS AND CUTE DOLLS AND ~~BARBIES~~

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[ooc eta/ lmaooo this is idk sort of WHITE HAIRED ASSHOLES POST i guess bah but comment and threadjump anywhere okay ]

[ no smoking area ]

[ t-twitching. NEED SMOKE. TAKES UP A FIRE CRACKER AND LIGHTS IT ]

...

What are you looking at?

[ SIZZLE SIZZLE ]

You.

[ ARE THOSE SPARKS ]

Well, unless you have some kind of problem you want to address, get the hell lost.

[ THE SPARKS ARE FLYING AND BURNING HIS SKIN

BLEEDINGBLEEDING ]

....

[ lets out a puff ]

The taste is so different.

Because it's gunpowder.

I can live with that. A smoke is still a smoke.

[ slowly dying ]

...

Idiot.

[ BADOU FLASHBACKS DIE DIE DIE DIE ]

[ EXPLODES LMAO

bleeding like crazy but keeping a poker face on ]

I expected that.

Of course.

[HEADACHE]

No sense of stealth.

It is to be expected.

'Tch. I'm not aiming to be some kind of ninja.

Stealth isn't just a trait for ninja.

It's a basic form of training in a proper dojo.