http://desuzee.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] youlittleshit2009-05-30 09:14 pm
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dear_mun BUT NOT REALLY

Back to this now, are we? Really. I thought you were above that.


I told you long ago to rid of Hijikata. You know how he is, that bastard. He's fat and selfish and doesn't shower. All the other guys are moving out because of him.





It's not too late to throw him out now.
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[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I can read all that, right?

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
What's with the surprised face?! That isn't the least bit convincing!

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Freedom of Speech, Hijikata-san. On the internet, I can do whatever I want.
Edited 2009-05-31 08:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell is that?! Do you want to die? I'll take you here right now, you ass!
Edited 2009-05-31 08:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now. It was a joke, a joke. Don't you have a sense of humor? You'll never survive on the Internet like that.

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
'Tch. There's no point talking to you ...
Edited 2009-05-31 09:05 (UTC)

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
What are you doing on the internet, anyway? Shouldn't you be on patrol?

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
The same can be said for you.

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If you must know, I'm checking on next month's shipment of bazookas. Honestly, when you say it like that, it sounds like I'm doing something suspicious. What would a normal, healthy male be doing on the internet at this time of the night anywa--
Edited 2009-05-31 12:41 (UTC)

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Hijikata, you bastard.
Edited 2009-05-31 12:28 (UTC)

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What? What's with that tone?! What are you implying?! It's not what you think!

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, if you resign, I won't tell a soul.

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Not going to happen.

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm online because I'm checking on you all, you bastard! Don't go thinking anything else!

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, we all believe you. Even my Mother believes you. Isn't that right, Mother?
Edited 2009-05-31 13:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop fooling around! Finish checking that shipment and get back to your night patrol!

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hijikata-san, actually




--there is no shipment.
Edited 2009-05-31 13:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What?




[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Just go do your goddamn shift.

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright.

[identity profile] desuzee.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
- But don't think I'll forget seeing you here tonight.
Edited 2009-06-01 18:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] smokedingly.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I already told you! It's not what you think!
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