youlittleshit | (no subject)

Well of course, dear! We're very good friends, aren't we?

I wasn't aware that I was friends with anyone.

You're friends with me.

Very, very good friends.

[ I DON'T THINK HE GETS THE CONCEPT, GRELL, BOTH IN YOUR MEANING AND LITERALLY ]

I see.

That's unexpected.

[Chuckles]

Why is that unexpected, dear?

That isn't what I'd normally do.

You're full of surprises.

Ha. You could say that, if you wanted.

Well, I did, didn't I?

You did.

But still, I do not have any friends.

Nonsense, dear - you have me.

We could start at acquaintances.

Oh, we're better than mere acquaintances, Gio.

Only on your part.

No, no, don't be silly. It's mutual.

I don't recall being anyone's friend. My apologies.

I suppose I might be persuaded to forgive you.

And how would I go about doing that?

You can find a way to make it up to me. I'm sure you can think of something.