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[rancoured.livejournal.com]

[OK I DON'T EVEN KNOW JUST HAVE A RANDOM UH

SWIMMING POOL

WITH CHAIRS AND PARASOLS AND DIVING BOARDS AND EVERYTHING]

What's this place?

[WE EVEN HAVE BEACH BALLS!]

Comments

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

I'LL DROWN YOU FIRST.

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't work.

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

Sure it would. [Finishing off the first hotdog, starting on the second.] I push you into the pool and you flail around for a little bit like an asshole and then you drown.

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

[ YOU EAT WAY TOO MUCH ]

How about I push you in and hold your head down just to make sure?

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

I'd bite you.

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

I'll deal.

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

[Badou lifts his hand up in front of his eye and squeezes his thumb and index finger together.] I'm crushing your heeeeaaaad!

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

......


[ SILENCED BY THE SHEER STUPIDITY ]

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, see, I killed you. You're dead.

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

[So, so tempted to drown him for REAL]

You didn't.

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

IT'S A JOKE. I'M MAKING A JOKE. AND YOU'RE HUMORLESS.

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

You're always a joke.

1/2

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU TOO! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A REALLY SERIOUS GUY.

2/2

[suicidespeed.livejournal.com]

...Less than 3% of the time.

[rancoured.livejournal.com]

Which is never.