[ RED OR BLUE OR GREEN ]

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

OKAYYYYY FUCKWITS!!

SINCE I'M STUCK HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO

LINE THE FUCK UP AND GET A FREE HAIRCUT!

THIS WOULD COST YOU FUCKING $60 AT THE LEAST IF I WERE STILL WORKING IN MY SHOP!

Comments

[hibot.livejournal.com]

[ why am i here ]

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

[ TO GET A HAIRCUT OF COURSE ]

VOOOIIIIII, YOU!

You look like you need a haircut.

[hibot.livejournal.com]

Keep your volume down.

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

Who're you to talk to me like that, huh?

Just sit down.

[hibot.livejournal.com]

Did you just tell me what to do?

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

You're in my shop where I'm giving out free haircut.

Just sit down.

[hibot.livejournal.com]

[ i told you this thread would fail


HIBARI GETS HIS TONFA OUT AND SMACKS YOU ]

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

[oh OH NO YOU JUST DIDN'T DO THAT GURLFRIEND]

-WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ throws hijikata in here in case the hibari thread fails ]


What's with all the racket?

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

[ YOU FAIL FOREVER IF HIBARI THREAD FAILS ]


Are you deaf or something? Must be all that hair covering your ears.

Sit at that chair and I'll give you a free haircut.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What? There's nothing wrong with my hair. Like I need one.


[ his hair is hideous he probably uses mayonnaise ]

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

Your hair is fucking hideous! What shampoo do you use?

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

'The hell would I know! I just pick up whatever's there and use it.

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

[ YOU MEAN MAYO?!?!!??! ]

Ugh. Fucking impossible.

[ IDK FORCES HIJIKATA INTO THOSE HAIRDRESSER CAPE THINGS THEY GIVE YOU ]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Oi, what do you think you're doing?! I don't want a --

[ struggle struggle stumbles and falls onto the barber chair conveniently ]

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

You may not want one, but you look like you fucking need it.

[AHAHAHA JUST AS KEIKAKU

AND

PULLS OUT

HUGE COLLECTION OF

SCISSORS IDK]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What, are you going to lop off my ear too? I think you only need one.

[voistyle.livejournal.com]

You obviously don't know a first thing about being a proper goddamned hairdresser.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What 'proper' hairdresser? Isn't 'hairdresser' just a word to make your underpaid profession of cutting other people's hair sound glamorous?