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[you are now in a clearing in a forest of SUSHI. by which I mean, the foliage is sushi and the woodland creatures are eating everyone. there must be twenty different kinds of sushi in the clearing.]

Oh man, I must be in heaven! What the heck is this place?

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It's just sushi.

[is probably already eating]

Chidori! What are you doing here?

Wait, wait, are you telling me you don't appreciate the tastiness of sushi?

I don't know.

It's ok.

Hey, man! Isn't this awesome? Do you think we're in a dream or something?

Don't you think all the sushi will go bad...?

You've probably just never had any of the good stuff. Lemme show you!

[gestures to a nearby tree]

[Makes a small noise of disapproval but follows anyway]

Not if I can eat it all first!

You really think you can eat all of that?

[stops eating!]

I hope not.

[aaaaand back to food]

Whoa, you're really not phased by this...

There isn't anything Iori Junpei can't eat, senpai!

[picks what is probably a high class sushi off of the tree and hands it to her]

Here, try this.

Well, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Dude, seriously? There's sushi growing on trees. That kind of thing only happens in dreams!

I thought it was a new restaurant.

What, really? Though that's a pretty cool idea.

So I don't have to pay?

Well, I don't see anyone around to pay... Free sushi! This is great!

It is.

[takes more; has a small mountain in front of him]

[sees this as a challenge! sits down and starts eating quickly, directly off of a bush in from of him.]

[does not!]

Ah...don't choke.

[Puts the whole thing in her mouth. Pauses for a long time and doesn't swallow]

....

[Looks at Junpei and shakes her head]

...You don't like it?

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