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[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

[you are now in a clearing in a forest of SUSHI. by which I mean, the foliage is sushi and the woodland creatures are eating everyone. there must be twenty different kinds of sushi in the clearing.]

Oh man, I must be in heaven! What the heck is this place?

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[cheedory.livejournal.com]

It's just sushi.

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

Chidori! What are you doing here?

Wait, wait, are you telling me you don't appreciate the tastiness of sushi?

[cheedory.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

It's ok.

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

You've probably just never had any of the good stuff. Lemme show you!

[gestures to a nearby tree]

[cheedory.livejournal.com]

[Makes a small noise of disapproval but follows anyway]

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

[picks what is probably a high class sushi off of the tree and hands it to her]

Here, try this.

[cheedory.livejournal.com]

[Puts the whole thing in her mouth. Pauses for a long time and doesn't swallow]


....

[Looks at Junpei and shakes her head]

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

...You don't like it?

[cheedory.livejournal.com]

[Finally swallows it, noticing his sincere disappointment]

...It was. Okay.

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

[sighs] Well, it can't be helped, I guess.

So what do you like to eat, Chidori?

[cheedory.livejournal.com]

No...It was. Fine.

[takes another long pause] Plain yogurt.

[finumrespice.livejournal.com]

[is probably already eating]

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

Hey, man! Isn't this awesome? Do you think we're in a dream or something?

[finumrespice.livejournal.com]

[stops eating!]

I hope not.

[aaaaand back to food]

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you're really not phased by this...

[finumrespice.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't see anything wrong with it.

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously? There's sushi growing on trees. That kind of thing only happens in dreams!

[finumrespice.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a new restaurant.

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

What, really? Though that's a pretty cool idea.

[finumrespice.livejournal.com]

So I don't have to pay?

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't see anyone around to pay... Free sushi! This is great!

[nicesword.livejournal.com]

Don't you think all the sushi will go bad...?

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

Not if I can eat it all first!

[nicesword.livejournal.com]

You really think you can eat all of that?

[nicecleavage.livejournal.com]

There isn't anything Iori Junpei can't eat, senpai!