RP SPAM POST

[puzzley.livejournal.com]

YOU ALL FIND YOURSELF IN GOTHAM CITY


AND YOU'RE ALL WEARING SUPERHERO COSTUMES THAT SUIT YOU


AS IF THE GOD OF THIS WORLD IS CALLING YOU TO COME HELP CLEAN UP THIS SHITTY CRIME-INFESTED DUMP



WHAT DO YOU DO, BRAVE HERO?

Comments

[adjusts.livejournal.com]

Marvelous, simply marvelous! I don't know where this suit came from, but its tailor has really magnificent taste.

The symmetry is impeccable! Though I regret the lost of my previous suit, this symmetry alone almost makes it forgivable.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Hey, how'd this get here? Where're my clothes?

Are any restuarants in this weird place?

[hypernovae.livejournal.com]

Woah there, man. What are you wearing? That's bad. Like seriously bad. Like Jay Garrick-bad.

Do you seriously go around dressed like that? I bet you don't have many fans, do you?

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

[ JAY GARRICK??WELL OKAY THEN ]

What'd I want a fan for? It's not hot or anything....

[hypernovae.livejournal.com]

No, I mean-- you know, those people who love you, those who venerate you like Gods, those ones who would do anything to get one of your socks to do God-knows-what?

. . .You're pretty new into this superhero thing, aren't you?