ext_284757 ([identity profile] infighter.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] youlittleshit2011-01-24 06:40 am

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RP SPAM POST
You wake up in a jurassic jungle, surrounded by jurassic plants and there are some jurassic flowers AND SOME OTHER JURASSIC SHIT IDK.
THERE ARE SOME JURASSIC DINOSAURS WHO ARE KINDA SORTA HUNGRY AND YOU ARE THE ONLY CURRENT EDIBLE THING AROUND.





Where is your god now?

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[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ what the fuckity fuck fuck WHO SPIKED HER DRINK AT THE BAR ]

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
W-what the hell is this?!

[identity profile] intensic.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Destiny, of course!



Hello, remember me? Because boy, if I remember you.

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god, it's another bonehead ]

You--!! This is all your fault, isn't it! You think it's funny, punk?!

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[identity profile] intensic.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you see the spandex here? We usually save lives, not put them in danger.

[identity profile] intensic.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Byyy the way, last time I think I was too enthralled into staring your eyes and I forgot to ask:

Name, address and phone number?

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[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
So on top of everything, you're a walking eyesore!

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ can he get any cheesier ]

Hah. That's classified!

[identity profile] intensic.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, that's not how you talk to your personal bodyguard when you haven't even hired him to do his job.

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, kid. I don't care if you think you're Superman, but I don't need a bodyguard!

[identity profile] intensic.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
So you don't mind if I just leave you here by yourself with around a load of huge carnivorous lizards?

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ god


fucking

damn ]


I can take care of myself!!

[identity profile] intensic.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, if you say so. I'll meet you to the other side, I guess.

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ SLOWLY INCHES IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF god why why why ]

Fine! I don't care!

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ PULLS OUT GUN

PREPARES TO GO DINOSAUR-HUNTING? ]


This is all that bastard's fault, I just know it!! [ that bastard being shouta, because somehow, it is always his fault.

BUT IN THE MEANTIME SUPERBOY CAN TAKE THE BLAME. ]

[identity profile] araei.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and. that would totally work if aikawa wasn't so bloody determined to not accept any help forever, which means she'll just keep going and shoot up any bitchy dinosaurs on her way. ]