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[ COOL STORY BRO
/riding a raptor like a boss ]
/riding a raptor like a boss ]
[Probably unaware that he is about to get stepped on by a brachiosaurus, all of things.]
[Well, he kinda has dumb luck written all over him. Because as soon as the wretched long neck nears him, Dino trips over a rock and ends up on a random ditch that miraculously just happened to be there. Safe!!
And there goes the brachiosaurus, walking away. Dino's more busy nursing his face than actually caring about almost getting flattened into a pancake . . .]
And there goes the brachiosaurus, walking away. Dino's more busy nursing his face than actually caring about almost getting flattened into a pancake . . .]
[ whoah bro it's not the size that matters ]
Oya, oya. Who let the dogs out?
Oya, oya. Who let the dogs out?
Need help there, pal? Just so you know, you just made me lose 20 dollars.
[ wao /goes deaf ]
What was that? I'm afraid I didn't quite catch it.
What was that? I'm afraid I didn't quite catch it.
[ what the fuckity fuck fuck WHO SPIKED HER DRINK AT THE BAR ]
[ oh fuck
well that's pretty hard to misinterpret, so mukuro's raptor's just gonna rear on its legs
and then a huge fucking canyon is going to appear between him and ryohei ]
well that's pretty hard to misinterpret, so mukuro's raptor's just gonna rear on its legs
and then a huge fucking canyon is going to appear between him and ryohei ]
Woah--!! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! COME HERE AND FIGHT LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE, FRUIT-HEAD!
[ it's really really tempting to pretend he doesn't hear him, but also really really tempting to just stay here and make fun of him.
he chooses b). ]
Oh, my. Would you look at that? Someone should realy put up a warning, you know. That could have been dangerous.
he chooses b). ]
Oh, my. Would you look at that? Someone should realy put up a warning, you know. That could have been dangerous.
Destiny, of course!
Hello, remember me? Because boy, if I remember you.
Hello, remember me? Because boy, if I remember you.
[Looking up from where he is, he blinks.]
I think I'll be alright. [Another confused pause, followed by a laugh.] How did I manage that?
I think I'll be alright. [Another confused pause, followed by a laugh.] How did I manage that?
[ oh god, it's another bonehead ]
You--!! This is all your fault, isn't it! You think it's funny, punk?!
You--!! This is all your fault, isn't it! You think it's funny, punk?!
/done... half a hour later NOW WITH EVEN MORE EDITS
antilimits.livejournal.com
2011-01-24 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
What's got into you all of a sudden?! Wake up, we finally reached them!
[ aaaaaand through all this, he can practically see the gears whirring in ryohei's head, while he strolls idly along astride his raptor, taking in the view. dinosaurs, more dinosaurs, some shrubs.
oh, and a giant t-rex crash landing on this side of the world. ]
Ah, I wonder, if that could be qualified as animal abuse. Really, Sasagawa Ryohei, if you wanted to visit that badly, all you had to do was ask.
oh, and a giant t-rex crash landing on this side of the world. ]
Ah, I wonder, if that could be qualified as animal abuse. Really, Sasagawa Ryohei, if you wanted to visit that badly, all you had to do was ask.
Let's just say betting's totally not a man's best friend.
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