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RP SPAM POST You wake up in a jurassic jungle, surrounded by jurassic plants and there are some jurassic flowers AND SOME OTHER JURASSIC SHIT IDK. THERE ARE SOME JURASSIC DINOSAURS WHO ARE KINDA SORTA HUNGRY AND YOU ARE THE ONLY CURRENT EDIBLE THING AROUND. Where is your god now?

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[sulphurous]

[ COOL STORY BRO

/riding a raptor like a boss ]

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[sulphurous]

[ whoah bro it's not the size that matters ]

Oya, oya. Who let the dogs out?

1/2

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You! You know what this calls for?!

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[sulphurous]

[ wao /goes deaf ]

What was that? I'm afraid I didn't quite catch it.

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WAS THAT A YES?! AWESOME!

[sulphurous]

[ oh fuck

well that's pretty hard to misinterpret, so mukuro's raptor's just gonna rear on its legs

and then a huge fucking canyon is going to appear between him and ryohei ]

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Woah--!! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! COME HERE AND FIGHT LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE, FRUIT-HEAD!

[sulphurous]

[ it's really really tempting to pretend he doesn't hear him, but also really really tempting to just stay here and make fun of him.

he chooses b). ]

Oh, my. Would you look at that? Someone should realy put up a warning, you know. That could have been dangerous.

1/????????????!

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/done... half a hour later NOW WITH EVEN MORE EDITS

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What's got into you all of a sudden?! Wake up, we finally reached them!

/golf clap THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY'S HOME

[sulphurous]

[ aaaaaand through all this, he can practically see the gears whirring in ryohei's head, while he strolls idly along astride his raptor, taking in the view. dinosaurs, more dinosaurs, some shrubs.

oh, and a giant t-rex crash landing on this side of the world. ]

Ah, I wonder, if that could be qualified as animal abuse. Really, Sasagawa Ryohei, if you wanted to visit that badly, all you had to do was ask.

1/2 cause of you FLUFFY'S DEAD

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Fine, then. If these are the way things are going...

[loveshears.livejournal.com]

[ OH SHIT-- SUDDENLY THE GROUND IS TREMBLING, TREES SHAKING, ROCKS TUMBLING.

AND SUDDENLY THREE ROARING T-REXS.

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

The motherfucking monster of a t-rex at the head of the triad lowers its head, and who else could be sitting there with her legs crossed with a smile on her lips? ]

Oh, we meet again.

[ This bitch has a dinosaur gang. ]

[sulphurous]

[ THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC. Any other man would be terrified!! But not him. Mukuro looks up (& up & up & up) and gives a little wave. ]

Ah, what a surprise.

[loveshears.livejournal.com]

A pleasant one, I hope.

[ WHY WOULDN'T IT BE WHEN SHE'S INVOLVED. ]

[sulphurous]

[ s u r e why not. ]

It's always a pleasure.

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That's a very small raptor you've got there. How cute.

[sulphurous]

Ah, it's rather charming, isn't it?

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It really is. Do be careful though, you're so hard to see down there you'll be a mess under this one's feet.

[ She pats said t-rex's head. ]

[sulphurous]

With great power, comes great responsibility.

[ re: CONTROL YOUR BEAST ]

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They seem to be getting a bit hungry.

[ Oh, she'll take good care of them. Of course. ]