youlittleshit | (no subject)

[ YOU ARE ALL STUCK IN A ROOM

TIED TO A CHAIR

AND A BOMB IN ABOUT TO EXPLODE

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION OF HOW YOU GOT THERE ]

Not this again.

How did you get us into this mess?

[About five seconds later, he has himself freed from the bonds.]

I'm sure you were guiltless, as always. [Rolls his eyes.]

I would not be this careless.

What do you remember?

Thought as much.

[He's crouched down next to the bomb, trying to deactivate it.]

Just getting hit in the back of the head with something.