i have nothing better to do

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

[ you're all in a giant dollhouse. there is a lovely feast in front of you. Luffy takes a bite out of a leg of ham and immediately spits it at your face .... ]

Oi! What's up with this meat? Who's the bastard who put it here? Are you all idiots?!

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i don't know what i'm doing

[unfalter.livejournal.com]

Hey! What did you do that for?! I was sleeping!

neither do i

[mmmmmmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

What are you doing sleeping at a time like this, Zoro? We've got to find the real meat! [actually they should probably figure out why theyre here . . . ]

there is no heaven for people like us 1/2

[unfalter.livejournal.com]

Just go do that yourself...

1/2

[mmmmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Then wait here, okay? If there's meat in this place, I'm going to find it.

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

[ DISAPPEARS INTO THE KITCHEN. However, a few minutes of disgusting slobbering noises later . . . ]

DAMMIT! Why does everything taste so bad?! [ He throws all the plastic meat and plastic bread away, and storms out of the kitchen. ]