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[ Remember that AU where Kon and Damian are brothers ... It's Back.

There's been a blackout. Looks like you forgot to pay your utility bill, Kon, because they have pulled the power. When Kon returns, he should find Damian sitting quietly on a chair - his hands placed on his lap and his legs dangling - staring directly at him as he enters the house. He looks ... perfectly at home, shrouded in the darkness like this. Almost like it's his natural habitat.

There's not a single sound coming from him, not even a tremble or the sound of breathing. While a lot of children would be scared, Damian isn't in the slightest. This is some horror-movie level shit.

Kon might feel a dark aura too ......... Yeah, he's angry. ]

You forgot, didn't you?

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[ oh shit.

when Kon enters his house and notices the lack of light followed by his little brother sitting on a chair not much far from the door, that's exactly his first thought.

Oh shit.

not only he almost got an heart attack for seeing him in the dark like that, but he's also realized that he is probably going to be murderdered by him regardless of which lie he'll manage to think in time.

because yes, he did forgot. ]

I swear there is a legitimate explanation for it and I will explain it shortly...

[ that was never going to work and he knows.

Kon's was a nice and short life. ]

Edited 2013-11-29 02:43 (UTC)

[ He can sense your fear, Kon. He feeds off of it. Damian slides off the chair, crossing his arms and continuing to fume.

He doesn't expect Kon to produce a worthy explanation, but he also wants to watch him squirm, so he asks anyway. ]

And --? Explain yourself.

[ there is a little bit of silence where Kon shakes a finger trying really hard to find a plausible explanation that would placate Damian's anger, but he knows that literally nothing would have helped him in that case, so maybe telling the truth is the only way to go.

he just needs to be ready for being stabbed twenty times right after. ]

The explanation is that--

I am a very, very bad big brother? [ self-pity definitely isn't going to work either, especially when his tone doesn't really show any, but it's worth a try. ]

[ Be careful when sleeping later, Kon. Naturally, that is an unacceptable answer. ]

That isn't going to cut it. It was your responsibility, Kent. Now, we will have to sleep in the dark and cold, and it's all your fault.

[ But really, he's so mad because the water and lights cut off while he was showering ............. ]

Oh, c'mon. What'a little dark and cold going to do? You can sleep next to me if you want, I'm basically a living heater.

[ turning the conversation into humor to change topic might save his life, he's going to bet on that. ]

I'll go pay it right now, maybe they'll turn it back on instantly. That way you won't have to deal with the scary dark or touching me.

Would that give me some "good big brothers" points back?

[ Did you see the gagging face he made when you suggested they sleep in the same bed, Kon? That's how he feels about it. ]

No need. I've already done it, but they won't return the power until tomorrow morning. [ yes, he knows your bank account number. damian moves on over to the couch, climbing on it. ]

Your points are nullified.

[ this is where he would whine about him touching his money on the bank account, but probably he isn't really in the position to do that. ]

Well, that fixes it then... right? Am I safe to move away from the entrance now? [ because yes, he hasn't moved from there yet. damian2spooky]

[ There's a pause, as Damian deliberates, throwing Kon a glance from the side. It is kind of funny to watch him stand there .......... ]

Tt. You are permitted. [ It's like Damian owns the house or something ... ]

[ oh, good. he's safe (for now).

the first thing Kon does when he actually walks in is look around the house, making light with his phone, for a pair of candles that he lights up and put around the room to make a little light.

he isn't too bothered by the lack of light ~~perhaps because this isn't the first time for him this has happened~~ and is actually a little cheerful. ]

Byyyy the way, what was that face you made back then? Don't like the idea of sleeping with your big bro? [ he says faking an offended tone. ] I'm almost hurt.

[ Damian is perfectly functional in the darkness, so he hadn't bothered with candles. ]

The less I have to touch you, the better. [ Though, it is quite cold ... not that he will ever take up on Kon's offer. ]

Oh yeah...?

[ and Kon might or might not be trying to sneak behind the couch now, a few minutes after, hoping Damian is distracted enough not to notice him, because what he is going to do will probably kill him more than not paying the bill did.

but he is a brave man and does it either way. if the sneaking is successfull, Kon is now locking Damian in a hug from behind with a big grin on his face. ]

[ Oh no you didn't ... Damian had thought that Kon was looking for candles, so he dismissed the shuffling of feet behind him. He was expecting some witty retort to come, or more mock offense to be taken, but he did not expect ... this. ]

What are you -- Stop this! Let go! [ HE IS UNDER ATTACK

One hand stretches out to push Kon's chin as far away as possible. ]

[ there is a short chuckle here, showing that Kon is definitely having fun torturing his little brother. he lets go only after a while, though still laughing a little. ]

You better get used to it because I'm going to start hugging you daily. Maybe that'll help you become less insufferable.

[ Damian scoots over to the end other of the couch where he'll hug his knees all scowling and broody. Stay away from him!!!

He is not used to hugs. ]

You can try, Kent. [ if you want to be kicked in the abdomen.

oh yeah light those candles already ]

[ there is another chuckle as he goes to light those candles. ]

Eaten yet? What do you think about going to grab a burger at my workplace?

[ Once the candles are lit, he scoots a little closer to warm his fingers. ]

Burgers, again ...? [ when can he finally go back to eating prized steak or fresh sashimi by world class chefs

probably never

he is quite hungry, so he actually finds that acceptable. ]

You're almost making it sound as if you don't like them. [ he moves towards the kitchen and starts checking drawers and fridge. ]

I'd cook you something, but no electricity. [ AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, HUH, KON ] Also we don't really have much, we should go buy something tomorrow.

But yeah, go get ready I'll try to take a shower. Cold and terrible to make me repent for my mistakes.

Edited 2013-12-02 07:18 (UTC)

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