[ There are muffled, spluttering sounds of agony as Gintoki does his 'exorcism'. Then, Hijikata grabs the pillow he's lying on and roundhouse smashes it into Gintoki's face. It may knock him right off the bed. ]

CUT IT OUT ALREADY! [ After he gets the annoyance to stop sitting on him, he shifts to the side of the bed, panting from how worked up this is making him. ] Any way you look at it, it looks like you were trying to smother me! This is called 'premeditated murder', you bastard. I'll arrest you!