youlittleshit | [SELFCESTING IS A GO. Mostly for mayoniac but anyone can join]

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Hijikata-san.

This musebox isn't big enough for the two of us.

Also, who the hell says that anymore? It's such an old cliche that I don't even remember what it is referencing!

Perhaps you need a refresher.

[ JUUUUUUUMPS OUT OF THE WAY ]

Just what are you trying to 'refresh'?

Your memory, of course. Triggering parts of the memory with sight and sound cures amnesia.

In the first place, I DON'T HAVE AMNESIA!

Ah, they were right.

Good will is never appreciated.

Is there even an ounce of 'good will' in there to appreciate?

Hijikata-san, please consider the feelings of others before you make such hurtful comments. Thankfully, I am used to your unpleasantness.

Because you have your own? Ah, logic.

Your logic is as infallible as ever. No wonder you make such a good vice-captain.

Of course it is.

Wait -

YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?!

Yes no, maybe so.

YOU ARE!! BASTARD.

AND WHAT IS WITH THAT VAGUE-ASS ANSWER? ARE YOU TRYING TO BE MYSTERIOUS?!

I would love to talk more on the job, but we both have a lot of work to do. Please take your work more seriously.

... T-Tch!