[SELFCESTING IS A GO. Mostly for mayoniac but anyone can join]

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Hijikata-san.


This musebox isn't big enough for the two of us.

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[desuzee.livejournal.com]

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[somersaults out of the smoke onto the rooftop, somehow spectacularly unharmed, with an air of carefully affected recklessness and devil-may-care-itude]

So close, you spineless government's drone. Maybe next time, ah?

[ohmygodohmygodhealmostdiedohmygod-!]

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I have drama reruns to catch later.



Pinko might finally admit her true feelings.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[vaults across the shingles as roof explodes behind them, revealing a family of three and their dog sitting down to dinner]

Too much TV impairs your eyesight- [wobbles a little bit on a loose shingle, but recovers] -thus impairing your aim. You must watch a lot of television.

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

And I heard that Syphilis causes Balance disorders.



Please get checked.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That's disgu-

[the building rumbles]

[rumbles]

[COLLAPSES]

[down he goes]

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

[ smiiiiles


walks toward you ]

I wasn't given any orders. Shall I take you in alive?

[ aiming bazooka. HELLO CLOSE RANGE ]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[coughs spliters delicately]

[slowly lifts head]

[BAM, CLEVER DISGUISE]

Who are you?

1/2

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Eh ...?

i lied it's 2/3

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Ah. He must have evaporated.

done

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Groucho-san, what are you doing here?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, I am appraising bazooka's value. It is a hobby I indulge in between entertainment gigs.

That one looks rare.

May I see it? -Not aimed at my face?

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[gives lmfao]

1/2

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Yes, as I thought. It is a very nice model.

[looks it over, twists it around, fits it against his shoulder, hemming and hawing]

Yes, it has a good weight to it as well.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[flips novelty disguises off]

[aims at Sougo's feet, close range]

Groucho-san has a cigar, you idiot.

[BWOOSH!!! SMOKE!!! FIRE!!]

1/2

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

Something did feel like it was missing.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[ugh, being a terrorist can get so trying]

[he just wanted a pastry]

[what kind of revolutionary leaders overthrew governments on empty stomachs?]

[tosses the bazooka into traffic and b-lines for the restaurant district]

/END THREAD IDK

[desuzee.livejournal.com]

...The reruns will be on soon.