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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

I drink fruit juices, what're you talking about, sugarball.

[whips out a carton of strawberry milk from nowhere and starts chugging it]

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

"King Takomayo" sounds like takoyaki, he'll make everyone hungry whenever he says his name!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

How about Mayo Kingtako, then? Or Mayotako King!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

No no, let's call it Mayokeru.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[snatching that away]

Pure fruit juice, not this mixed-up stuff.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE HIS STRAWBERRY MILK AWAY]

OYY WHAT D'YOU DO THAT FOR?!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Why 'keru'?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You need to diet, honeybunch, strawberry milk has way too much sugar in it.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Sounds manly.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

I don't need to diet.

[wobble wobble]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

If you want the kid to sound manly, why don't you just call him Butch Musclepunch Steelabs Mayotako?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[waves one hand]

Too manly, d'you want him to get picked on in school? Let's call him Mayoteru Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

That just sounds like you put a load of random sounds together. How about Vanessa Musclepunch Steelabs Mayoteru?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Who the hell names their son Vanessa? Maykoteru Cynthia Oogurutachi!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Sorry to say this, but when I think your stomach would make a good cushion, you need to go on a diet.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Don't hate me cause I'm fat, sugarmuffin.

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Cynthia? Cynthia's way too girly!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You know what the best name is? ... Zack. Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

No no, Gintoki Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Zack Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with GINTOKI Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

ZACK Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi sounds better, sugar lump.

[shrug]

It's a fact.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

...Let's compromise. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

I'd like you no matter how you look, but you realize that now I can take all your candy and run away with it and you wouldn't be able to catch me, right?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Wait till I sit on your face.