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[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]

Shit --

[ OMNOM ]

I have to shed some pounds.

[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]

Maybe they were right about the mayo.

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How about Mayo Kingtako, then? Or Mayotako King!

No no, let's call it Mayokeru.

Why 'keru'?

Sounds manly.

If you want the kid to sound manly, why don't you just call him Butch Musclepunch Steelabs Mayotako?

[waves one hand]

Too manly, d'you want him to get picked on in school? Let's call him Mayoteru Oogurutachi.

That just sounds like you put a load of random sounds together. How about Vanessa Musclepunch Steelabs Mayoteru?

Who the hell names their son Vanessa? Maykoteru Cynthia Oogurutachi!

Cynthia? Cynthia's way too girly!

You know what the best name is? ... Zack. Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

No no, Gintoki Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

Zack Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

What's wrong with GINTOKI Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi?

ZACK Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi sounds better, sugar lump.

[shrug]

It's a fact.

Edited 2009-06-11 06:39 (UTC)

...Let's compromise. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

Zacktoki. Zacktoki.

... That's not too bad. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi it is! I call dibs on being his godfather.

Why do you get to the godfather? Oyy, Mayoki, I call dibs on being the kid's uhhh...uncle.

I get to be the godfather because the godfather is more important and as such the kid'll need a healthy guy to look up to since his other prime role model... isn't that great at controlling what he eats.

I have perfect eating habits oyy, very healthy.

... I was talking about Zacktoki's mom.

[ SMACKS YOU BOTH]

What the hell is going on here?

[OW SMACK'D, putting his arm around Hijikata's shoulders anyway]

I just wanted to say, Tako, thanks for appointing me as little Zacktoki's godfather. I'll be the best godfather ever, I promise; I'll teach him about girls and fighting, and how to get thrown off a motorcycle going at top speed without breaking your neck.

[SMACKED OW]

Your new kid better be a boy, oyy, after all the trouble we went through to think of a name!

Don't you have better things to do? Seriously. Go slum over a vending machine or something.

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[ PUSHES AWAY ]

Do you have some kind of parenting complex? Did your mother not hug you enough as a child so you feel a need to take every single one under your wing, whether they actually exist or not?!

Leave me out of it! For the last time, I'm not pregnant!