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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[waves one hand]

Too manly, d'you want him to get picked on in school? Let's call him Mayoteru Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

That just sounds like you put a load of random sounds together. How about Vanessa Musclepunch Steelabs Mayoteru?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Who the hell names their son Vanessa? Maykoteru Cynthia Oogurutachi!

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[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Cynthia? Cynthia's way too girly!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You know what the best name is? ... Zack. Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

No no, Gintoki Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Zack Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with GINTOKI Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

ZACK Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi sounds better, sugar lump.

[shrug]

It's a fact.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

...Let's compromise. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Zacktoki. Zacktoki.

... That's not too bad. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi it is! I call dibs on being his godfather.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Why do you get to the godfather? Oyy, Mayoki, I call dibs on being the kid's uhhh...uncle.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

I get to be the godfather because the godfather is more important and as such the kid'll need a healthy guy to look up to since his other prime role model... isn't that great at controlling what he eats.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

I have perfect eating habits oyy, very healthy.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... I was talking about Zacktoki's mom.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ SMACKS YOU BOTH]

What the hell is going on here?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[OW SMACK'D, putting his arm around Hijikata's shoulders anyway]

I just wanted to say, Tako, thanks for appointing me as little Zacktoki's godfather. I'll be the best godfather ever, I promise; I'll teach him about girls and fighting, and how to get thrown off a motorcycle going at top speed without breaking your neck.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[SMACKED OW]

Your new kid better be a boy, oyy, after all the trouble we went through to think of a name!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Don't you have better things to do? Seriously. Go slum over a vending machine or something.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, Tako, if you have a girl I'm willing to help you pay to get it sex-changed into a boy.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Well I sure hope you enjoy wasting your money!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ PUSHES AWAY ]

Do you have some kind of parenting complex? Did your mother not hug you enough as a child so you feel a need to take every single one under your wing, whether they actually exist or not?!


Leave me out of it! For the last time, I'm not pregnant!

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[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[you get a flash of a totally trying-not-to-laugh grin before Zack gives you this face]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... See, this is why Gintoki and I have to step in to help look after your kid. You haven't even had it yet and already you're denying its existence.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[STAGE WHISPER]

Imagine what he'll do when he has it.