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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[crosses arms, cocks head and grins]

Kinky. You'd have to catch me first, though.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Zacktoki. Zacktoki.

... That's not too bad. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi it is! I call dibs on being his godfather.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

How is face sitting kinky huh? Ohh, I get it, you're into aliens aren't you? Ohh honeybunny, you're the kinkier one.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Why do you get to the godfather? Oyy, Mayoki, I call dibs on being the kid's uhhh...uncle.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

I get to be the godfather because the godfather is more important and as such the kid'll need a healthy guy to look up to since his other prime role model... isn't that great at controlling what he eats.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Has your butt turned into an alien ever since you started putting on weight? Jeez, this must be why ShinRa's training sessions are so hard.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

I have perfect eating habits oyy, very healthy.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, my butt was still human, thanks.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... I was talking about Zacktoki's mom.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

But you just said that I must like aliens since I think face sitting is kinky.

[shakes head, sighs, goes over and gives Gintoki's ass a squeeze, backs off again]

Yep. Feels like an alien to me.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ SMACKS YOU BOTH]

What the hell is going on here?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[OW SMACK'D, putting his arm around Hijikata's shoulders anyway]

I just wanted to say, Tako, thanks for appointing me as little Zacktoki's godfather. I'll be the best godfather ever, I promise; I'll teach him about girls and fighting, and how to get thrown off a motorcycle going at top speed without breaking your neck.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

OYY STOP THAT.

[smacks you]

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[SMACKED OW]

Your new kid better be a boy, oyy, after all the trouble we went through to think of a name!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ PUSHES AWAY ]

Do you have some kind of parenting complex? Did your mother not hug you enough as a child so you feel a need to take every single one under your wing, whether they actually exist or not?!


Leave me out of it! For the last time, I'm not pregnant!

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[you get a flash of a totally trying-not-to-laugh grin before Zack gives you this face]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... See, this is why Gintoki and I have to step in to help look after your kid. You haven't even had it yet and already you're denying its existence.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Don't you have better things to do? Seriously. Go slum over a vending machine or something.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[STAGE WHISPER]

Imagine what he'll do when he has it.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, Tako, if you have a girl I'm willing to help you pay to get it sex-changed into a boy.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[GODDAMN, GETTING SMACKED LEFT AND RIGHT]

Hey, I'm doing you a favor! Now that I know for sure that it's an alien I can help you get rid of it.

[takes sword out, swordtwirls a little~ and then snaps into a relaxed fighting stance]

This'll only hurt for a moment.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[whispers back]

We should abduct it. He might eat it with mayo.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Well I sure hope you enjoy wasting your money!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What's with all this kssu-kssu-kssu whispering behind my back?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[nods solemnly]

It's okay, I understand. But you'll thank me later when he's a teenager and playing sports and flirting with girls, and not crying over periods or ex-boyfriends or whatever it is girls talk about when they're having sleepovers.