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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[crosses arms, cocks head and grins]

Kinky. You'd have to catch me first, though.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

How is face sitting kinky huh? Ohh, I get it, you're into aliens aren't you? Ohh honeybunny, you're the kinkier one.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Has your butt turned into an alien ever since you started putting on weight? Jeez, this must be why ShinRa's training sessions are so hard.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, my butt was still human, thanks.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

But you just said that I must like aliens since I think face sitting is kinky.

[shakes head, sighs, goes over and gives Gintoki's ass a squeeze, backs off again]

Yep. Feels like an alien to me.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

OYY STOP THAT.

[smacks you]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[GODDAMN, GETTING SMACKED LEFT AND RIGHT]

Hey, I'm doing you a favor! Now that I know for sure that it's an alien I can help you get rid of it.

[takes sword out, swordtwirls a little~ and then snaps into a relaxed fighting stance]

This'll only hurt for a moment.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE FUCK]

A MOMENT MY ASS!

[WADDLING AWAY OH MY GOD]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Wha-- come back, Gintoki! We could use the fat to fry pancakes for Tako!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE]

He'll just put mayo on them!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

....I'll pass.