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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ PUSHES AWAY ]

Do you have some kind of parenting complex? Did your mother not hug you enough as a child so you feel a need to take every single one under your wing, whether they actually exist or not?!


Leave me out of it! For the last time, I'm not pregnant!

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[you get a flash of a totally trying-not-to-laugh grin before Zack gives you this face]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... See, this is why Gintoki and I have to step in to help look after your kid. You haven't even had it yet and already you're denying its existence.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[STAGE WHISPER]

Imagine what he'll do when he has it.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[whispers back]

We should abduct it. He might eat it with mayo.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What's with all this kssu-kssu-kssu whispering behind my back?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

W-we're not whispering. What're you talking about ahahaha.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi. Don't think you can lie to me!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

You should do something about that paranoia of yours, Mayori, it can't be healthy.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Or maybe you should just stop being so god-damned conspicuous! What were you guys whispering about?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Was it just your imagination, Mayori? Are you having a fever? Ahhh, that must be it.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

I'm not having a fever!

[ now slower but still equally lethal HEADBUTT ]


Does this feel hot to you? Huh?! Does it?!