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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Well the Kingdom of Mayo has declared bankrupcy because of all the mayo you eat!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ tries to get up. when oh when was it ever this hard ]


At least I eat it with proper, balanced food. What about you, eh? Parfaits and over-sweetened milk and sweet beans are hardly balanced!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[Digs his ear with one chubby finger]

Didn't you listen to the doctor? Sweet things can be a part of the daily diet! Mayo, on the other hand, are going to be outlawed by the health ministry.

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

I don't know what kind of doctor you go to --the Nutty Professor?!-- but I do know that that's a load of bull. The health ministry can't outlaw mayo, anyway. It's an essential part of every meal! One day, it might even be one of the staple foods!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding?! Mayo can't be a staple food! Parfaits will! And soon, everyone will eat azuki red beans with rice instead of just plain rice!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Do you want the entire world to die of diabetes? You can go ahead and do that, but we're not interested.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Better than cholestrol.