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[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

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[walks past munching on a chocolate bar]

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[sees Hijitakotaka eating EWWW MAYO GROSS]

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Oyy! Mayo addict, the Association of Edo Supermarkets just called, they're all out of mayo because of you.

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[walks by munching on a carrot when--]

Tako!?

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Well,

[jabs at your tummy]

the Kingdom of Sugar just rang in, and they've been forced into famine because of you!

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Not so loud! I'm right in front of you!


[ and it's kind of ...hard to get away. just saying ]

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[WOBBLY TUMMY >|]

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Well the Kingdom of Mayo has declared bankrupcy because of all the mayo you eat!

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'Tchh. I don't even know how it happened, okay?




[ /MAKES IT RP CANON THAT HE EATS SO MUCH MAYO THAT WHENEVER HE DOESN'T EXERCISE FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, IT ALL COMES DOWN ON HIM IN A MASS OF LARD ]

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[ tries to get up. when oh when was it ever this hard ]


At least I eat it with proper, balanced food. What about you, eh? Parfaits and over-sweetened milk and sweet beans are hardly balanced!

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[Zack is not realizing that it's lard]

[he's going over to Hijikata and giving him a sad face and putting his hand on Hijikata's stomach]

... Who's the father?

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[Digs his ear with one chubby finger]

Didn't you listen to the doctor? Sweet things can be a part of the daily diet! Mayo, on the other hand, are going to be outlawed by the health ministry.

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The fa--

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[ OH MY GOD ]

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[ just


SGHJL;FJKMGHL,H;J''GLFGKLHLHJLHKGKKTKDTUKDTKDKD ]

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What the hell are you thinking?! WHAT THE HELL DID THEY TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL?!

done

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You can't seriously think I'm --

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Mom always told me that anything's possible with the power of love.

[pats Hijikata's tummy]

Don't stress out, you'll upset Tako Jr.

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I don't know what kind of doctor you go to --the Nutty Professor?!-- but I do know that that's a load of bull. The health ministry can't outlaw mayo, anyway. It's an essential part of every meal! One day, it might even be one of the staple foods!

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Are you kidding?! Mayo can't be a staple food! Parfaits will! And soon, everyone will eat azuki red beans with rice instead of just plain rice!

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I'm not pregnant! And I can never be --love crap or not. It just isn't possible!


I'm just --

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fat putting on weight.

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[exhales]

Well, that's a relief! I thought I was gonna have to go beat someone up for making you an unwed, uh... teenage... mother.