[identity profile] mmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That was a dumb idea, suit-guy.

[identity profile] ryddlemethis.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a suit.

[gives him a look, barely concealing his disgust.]

Try squeezing the middle.

1/2

[identity profile] mmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Like that'll wor--


[ squeezes ]




[ it comes off ]

[identity profile] mmmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
WOAHHHH!!!! NO WAY!!!!!

[identity profile] ryddlemethis.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
No need for gratitude, really.

1/?

[identity profile] mmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, suit-guy! I'll remember this forever!

[identity profile] mmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
NOW FOR PAYBACK! I'LL HAVE THE STUPID WORM FOR BREAKFAST!!


[ puts into mouth ]

[identity profile] mmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ gets


tongue


stuck ]


--?!!!!

IT'S STUCK!! IT HAS MY TONGUE! IT WON'T COME OFF!

[identity profile] ryddlemethis.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Do you...often eat worms?

[identity profile] mmmmeat.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Not only worms, I eat whatever is food! Sea kings that attack us, colourful mushrooms, the green stuff that grows at the side of the ship, seaweed, crocodiles --they're all edible!