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[ KAKUZU AND HIDAN ARE

somewhere. in a forest.

Kakuzu in particular is sitting on a rock with his suitcase open and is counting the money they just received for their last target AGAIN, just to be sure. he already had counted them inside there but one time more doesn't really matter, because that's his job in the akatsuki, right?

everything would be right if only his idiot of a partner just stopped whining for a second about every single thing in the world AND REALLY THAT WAS SORT OF PISSING HIM OFF, IF ONLY HE COULD KILL HIM. ]

Your incessant whining is distracting me. Do you want me to lose count and start all over again?

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[ "This is a dream" Jon says over and over and over in his head as he keeps walking on that unfamiliar snow.

"No place could look like that", his thought continues.

A land which looks like as if it has no begin nor end, covered completely in pure white snow. No trees, no houses, no people; the sky looking white as the snow makes you almost ponder which side is actually the land and which the heavens, and if you were walking on clouds, upside down.

"I shouldn't be here," a last thought -- without any clear meaning for himself either -- as he stops on his feet, wondering if there is actually any meaning to his walking  when nothingness is all his sight can notice in that place.
Ghost, almost completely camouflaged with the snow if it wasn't for his red eyes, stops to his right next to him, silent as always... ]


Where are we...?
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[ you are in the magical land of where the sky everywhere around you is one huge block of red and the ground is of a pretty soft pink. you have no idea how you got there and there is literally nothing around that could be used  to get out of that place, so...

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
 

a scary-looking man with long, blonde hair; a red cape and what looked like a heavy hammer that he is vigorously weaving has decided that the best thing he could do in a situation like that is to shout angrily at the sky. maybe he has something against that colour? ]

BROTHER!

I know this is another one of your mischiefs. End this nonsense now before I get angrier!

[ approach? :3 ]

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[ RAMEN SHOP in Port Island

there is a late teen eating a bowl of ramen at one of the tables.

he is apparently alone, since the other half of the table is empty; and it doesn't look like as if he is waiting for someone looking at how fast he is eating his food.

approach? ]
[identity profile] puredjinnius.livejournal.com
[Inside a comic book store, there is a dark-skinned teenage boy flipping through some of the books. He gets to the end of one, holding it up in front of his face with a look of mixed disappointment and disgust and remarks flippantly:]

Really. This is what the nerds are reading these days? I had expected more from you all. Why, just a decade or so ago these things were actually worth reading!

Not that I read them, of course. I'm not a nerd.
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
[ so YOU and A MYSTERIOUS COSTUMED BOY have teamed up for AN UNFATHOMABLE REASON.

the both of you are trapped in a labyrinth full of IMPECCABLY ADORABLE KITTENS


there is a dangerous gas in the air and IMMINENT DEATH IS NEAR


YOU HAVE TO SAVE BOTH YOURSELVES AND THE KITTENS. WHAT DO?? ]
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
 [ LOOK, A MASKED TEN-YEAR OLD WHO APPEARS TO BE TIED TO THE BACKSEAT OF A BATMOBILE KIDDY RIDE. THERE IS A BATMANNIQUIN SEATED IN FRONT AND THE MACHINE IS JAMMED, SO IT'S JUST PLAYING 'NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!' FOREVER.

THE KID IS FUMING. ]


This. Is an insult. Whose neck do I need to snap?

[ HE'LL UNTIE HIMSELF SOON. GIVE HIM TIME. ]
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[Red Robin is standing just outside a store in a city, having managed to let the villain he was pursuing escape. He takes a moment to mentally berate himself before sighing and looking around to notice where he is. "Born This Way" is the song currently blasting inside the store, loud enough for half the block to hear. He frowns, completely ignoring the looks he's getting from the city-goers the longer he stands there.]

Of course. No matter where I go, this song is playing.
[identity profile] gripest.livejournal.com
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling [livejournal.com profile] youlittleshit [?]

CG: I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO FIND SOMETHING POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS NETWORK RIGHT NOW.
CG: LIKE REALLY FUCKING HARD, BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO THINK OF ANYTHING.
CG: MIGHT BECAUSE OF THAT DUMB NAME.
CG: OR THE VERY DISGUSTING HEADER.
CG: OR EVEN THE FACT THAT IF I BROWSE IT ALL I CAN FIND ARE HUMAN KIDS IN SPANDEX ACTING HUMANLY STUPID.
CG: I DON'T REALLY FUCKING KNOW.
CG: WHAT DO I KNOW THOUGH, IS THAT I'M SURE EVEN IF I FOCUS ON FUCKING RAINBOWS AND ALL THAT IS NICE I COULDN'T BE ABLE TO GIVE A COMMENDATION TO THIS PLACE ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL.
CG: BUT WHAT DO I EVEN CARE ANYWAY.
CG: WHAT I ACTUALLY CARE OF IS
CG: WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK AM I WRITING HERE?
CG: IS THERE SOME OUTWORLDLY FORCE COMPELLING ME TO TYPE THIS SHIT ON THIS NETWORK OF ANY PLACE FOR SOME DUMBASS REASON?
CG: OR MAYBE BECAUSE I AM A MASOCHISTIC ASSHOLE WHO LOATHE HIMSELF?
CG: I FEEL LIKE THE LATTER ONE IS THE ANSWER HERE BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STOP MYSELF.
CG: IT'S LIKE I FEEL MENTAL PLEASURE BY BREAKING MY COMPUTER'S KEYS WHILE ANGRILY MASHING THEM BECAUSE OF FUTILE REASONS LIKE THIS ONE.
CG: OH MY GOD, I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THAT EQUIS ASSHOLE.
CG: I REALLY FUCKING HOPE NO ONE IS AROUND TO READ THIS.
CG: I KNOW IT WOULD BECOME A THING IN NO TIME.
[identity profile] kinesically.livejournal.com
[ IT'S DARK. IT'S LATE. YOU GET TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER BY A VERY SPOOKY-LOOKING, FACELESS GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT BLACK SPANDEX.

WHO COULD SHE BE? WTF SHE WASN'T THERE BEFORE SERIOUSLY WTF WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO SCARY WTFFFFF ]


Need information.
[identity profile] sadistious.livejournal.com
[ You find yourself on Azula's ship. The guard has just reported to her that someone who doesn't belong may be hitching a ride. ]

A stowaway, you say? ... Must you even ask about a matter so trivial? Throw him overboard.

Are you sure, Princess?

Are you fools making it a habit to question my decisions?

N-No, of course not!

Then don't waste my time. [ She waves them off, and climbs up the steps of the pedestral to sit on her own personal throne.

SO YOU'LL FIND SOME GUARDS TRYING TO DRAG YOU UP DECK TO THROW YOU OVER, YEAH. THEY CAN SHOOT FIRE AND SHIT!! ]
[identity profile] antilimits.livejournal.com
[ YOU'RE ALL. IN A BOXING RING. IN YOUR MANLY BOXING... BOXERS WITH MANLY BOXING GLOVES FACING A NOTHER MANLY BOXER IN MANLY BOXERS WITH MANLY BOXING GLOVES AND HAVE actually no idea how you ended up in there but looking at the expression of your opponent, he really doesn't seem to care about it that much. On the countrary, he seems excited and if you did not knew that was impossible for humans to do that, you would think his eyes were actually on fire. ]

Alright, I'm pumped up to the extreme! LET'S DO THIS!

[ BOXING STANCE!!! ]


I'm going to give all myself into this, you better do it, too!
[identity profile] prominents.livejournal.com
Shut up, shut up! All of you shut up!  [ POINTING AT THE OTHER POSTS ] Stop talking about such meaningless things!  Because I, the Great Black☆Star, has come down from the world of the Gods to talk to all of you mortals and it's much more important than all of the things you all are talking about!

"Kyaaaa, BlackStar-sama"

"We love you, Black
Star-sama"

"Marry me, Black
Star-sama!"

I'm so benevolent that I'm even willing to give you my autograph, just form a line in front of me!
[identity profile] spartane.livejournal.com
[ SUPER SEKRIT MAFIA MISSION

WHY IS RYOHEI HERE TOO DAMMIT ]


Don't drag us down.
[identity profile] mmmeat.livejournal.com
[ Whoever you are, you're at the top of a tall skyscraper, tied up and dangling by a rope. Luffy too, but lol he's more interested in the view ]

There are so many restaurants in this place!!
[identity profile] bittertweet.livejournal.com


D-Does anybody know where this is? I woke up and I was--



But I suppose anywhere's better than that   ....horrible place.

[identity profile] slaughterhop.livejournal.com
[ THIS PLACE IS HEAVEN. YOUR OWN PERSONAL HEAVEN. And I damn well meant it when I said 'personal', because the moment you enter, everything around you shifts and fashions itself after your greatest desire.

It's awesome, right? I mean, so what if this means the goddamn world will change every time someone new pops in and you'll be forced to watch your perfect world shatter right before you? Clearly, that can be overlooked.

Right now Mugen's sipping out of a fountain of booze as 70 beautiful women surround him ]

Women! FOOD! BOOZE!


UTOPIAAA!
[identity profile] haemic.livejournal.com
[ in a world full of idk pink bunnies ]

What .....the hell is this?


[ some crawl on his leg, he kicks them off and steps on them but MORE JUST KEEP COMING ]


Where did you run off to, Kakuzu? Get your ass back here, you dipshit! Do something about these things!

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