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youlittleshit2009-12-05 12:05 am
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[ TYPICAL AMERICAN CITY
With typical american people,
and typical american . . . everything else.
A long road, lots of trees, sea, women in bikinis, teenagers being retarded, SHIT LIKE THAT. One of the teenager there -- not really different from the rest of the other ones, there, really -- was sitting on the table of a cafe, looking annoyingly at the clock on his wrist, like he was waiting for someone that just didn't want to arrive.
2 minutes later he stood up to get his wallet and open it -- just to notice that he was completely broke at the moment. ]
Damn.
[ He looked around seeing if escaping could've been possible in that moment. Just to see the waiter some meters away from the door talking to someone. ]
This ain't lookin' good.
[ So hoping he didn't have to use that to get out of there. ]
With typical american people,
and typical american . . . everything else.
A long road, lots of trees, sea, women in bikinis, teenagers being retarded, SHIT LIKE THAT. One of the teenager there -- not really different from the rest of the other ones, there, really -- was sitting on the table of a cafe, looking annoyingly at the clock on his wrist, like he was waiting for someone that just didn't want to arrive.
2 minutes later he stood up to get his wallet and open it -- just to notice that he was completely broke at the moment. ]
Damn.
[ He looked around seeing if escaping could've been possible in that moment. Just to see the waiter some meters away from the door talking to someone. ]
This ain't lookin' good.
[ So hoping he didn't have to use that to get out of there. ]
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Hey, waiter, I think you got some suspicious behavoir goin' on there. I'm a nice guy --a good, contributing citizen of society-- and I kinda feel it my duty to report it --you know, justice and peace and singing unicorns and all that-- so you might wanna check it out.
No, don't worry. Just tell your boys to get a huuuuge magnet. You know, the kind that rip the pacemakers outta old people -? I think that should do the trick.
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Dammit. . . !
1/2
Those shitbags never gave me anything extra, so why should I give them even a second of my lunchbreak when I can enjoy this delicious pasta?
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The manager might say differently, though. Go give back what you took like a big man.
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Have I ever told you how annoyin' is the way you speak?
We ain't friends, stop actin' like we are.