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[ TYPICAL AMERICAN CITY
With typical american people,
and typical american . . . everything else.
A long road, lots of trees, sea, women in bikinis, teenagers being retarded, SHIT LIKE THAT. One of the teenager there -- not really different from the rest of the other ones, there, really -- was sitting on the table of a cafe, looking annoyingly at the clock on his wrist, like he was waiting for someone that just didn't want to arrive.
2 minutes later he stood up to get his wallet and open it -- just to notice that he was completely broke at the moment. ]
Damn.
[ He looked around seeing if escaping could've been possible in that moment. Just to see the waiter some meters away from the door talking to someone. ]
This ain't lookin' good.
[ So hoping he didn't have to use that to get out of there. ]
With typical american people,
and typical american . . . everything else.
A long road, lots of trees, sea, women in bikinis, teenagers being retarded, SHIT LIKE THAT. One of the teenager there -- not really different from the rest of the other ones, there, really -- was sitting on the table of a cafe, looking annoyingly at the clock on his wrist, like he was waiting for someone that just didn't want to arrive.
2 minutes later he stood up to get his wallet and open it -- just to notice that he was completely broke at the moment. ]
Damn.
[ He looked around seeing if escaping could've been possible in that moment. Just to see the waiter some meters away from the door talking to someone. ]
This ain't lookin' good.
[ So hoping he didn't have to use that to get out of there. ]
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Woah dude, what did you just do?!
THIS COMMENT WILL OFFEND PEOPLE FROM GLORIOUS NIPPON
SCREAMS and blabbers something in japanese, before calming down enough to remember that NO YOU ARE NOT IN JAPAN THOSE BAKA GAIJINS DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!! ]
THAT---- NOT ME!! I am... drinking...!!!
[ PANIC OH GOD looks for his drink as a proof but whoops it's sort of spilled all over the floor
and the glass is sort of broken too, man who's gonna pay for tha---
....... yes WHO IS ]
Y-YOU'RE ONE WHO TOUCH TABRE!!
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Sorry for the troubles, pal. Hope you'll understand!
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HEY HEY HEYHEYHEYHEY W-WHY YOU DID THAT?!
[ sort of waves the hand holding the vocabulary around. what was that word again... ]
ASSHORE!!
[ ......... then he realizes what he said and oh
oh whoops ]
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What didya say...?
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