GAY GAY GAY locked to chapsandcowl

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[ doot doot do-doot

this is where Tim should be checking his phone, because a few miles away someone he knows as Conner Kent just sent him a SMS. ]

you

me

a table

a candle

and me trying to cook something without burning the whole Kent's farm down

watcha think?

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...So? If you don't tell me how it is right now I think I'm going to burn the farm down either way with my heat vision out of stress.

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[Tim smiles.] It's actually pretty good.

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Really? Or is this the part where you are supposed to lie to not make me feel bad?

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I'm not lying this time. Why don't you try it and see for yourself?

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Wow. I'm impressed myself. It wasn't this good the first 15 times I did it.

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Did you really make this fifteen times? [He has to smile at the idea.]

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17. To be precise.

But the smile you gave me there after trying it made all of them worth it.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

Trying to woo me? [He may be smirking, but he's also blushing.]

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Depends, is it working?

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

I haven't decided yet.

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Well, you'd better get woo'd now before we start dancing. I think you might just start hating me then.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

You can't be that bad a dancer. I mean, you lived in Hawaii for all that time.

[It would probably be a good idea to eat this pasta before it gets cold, so he works on doing that.]

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Last person I danced with said I have two left feet. It's that bad.

Also Hawaii's dancing is all about hips! That's totally different stuff, man.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

Nothing a little training can't fix.

Oh? [Eyebrow raise.] Maybe you could show me sometime.

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That sounded awfully sexy coming from you, Tim.

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[JUST AS PLANNED-- Yeah, he's smirking a tiny bit at Kon's reaction.]

Don't be ridiculous. You never know when you'll need to know how to dance more modernly than waltzing.

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Or you just want to see me in an Hawaiian skirt dancing the Hula. Admit it, Drake.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone wants to see that, Conner.

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Hey, I'm offended. I was totally the main attraction on the Isles every time I did that. People paid to see it.

Your loss, I guess.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

People paid to watch Superboy do the hula? No wonder you don't talk about Hawaii a lot anymore.

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It was fun. Sometimes I wonder if you even know what that word means.

And I also totally did it to stay around the girls there--

I dunno if I have any CD-rom with Waltz on it, anyway. I guess I'll have to youtube it.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

I have fun all the time, thanks.

[He's just going to glare at him and ignore that.]

What were you planning on dancing to?

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When you are with me, of course.



I told ya. As long as I get lots of chances to step on your feet because of it, I'm okay with whatever you want.

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[He rolls his eyes.] Mostly with Dick.

I'll download something for us later, then. Are you almost finished? [He's nearly done eating, mostly because he's a health freak and pasta and bacon isn't good for anyone.]