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[personal profile] outthinks
[It's a few days before Christmas and Tim has dragged Conner to an upscale department store in Gotham where even the cheapest trinkets are way out of Kon's budget. Tim is wandering throughout the displays on the floor, his eyes scanning each piece of merchandise on the shelf critically before moving on to the next.]

I really have no idea what to get Bruce this year. How do you shop for a billionaire who just has the technology division of his corporation make whatever he wants?
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
[ On twitter, Damian is only known as 'D' (because he's THAT creative). He has quite a big number of followers, but follows NO ONE. Everyone thinks his username is some MMORPG thing. In today's adventure, Damian has discovered LOLCATS. ]

inheritingall: Pictures of cats with grammatically-incorrect captions.
inheritingall: Is that supposed to be funny?


[ And one of his followers is like LOLOL SO YOU CLICKED THE LINK I SENT YOU? but Damian ignores them. ]
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[SUDDENLY, IT IS PROM NIGHT because meme posts are scary.

So Tim and Kon are sitting at a table where the prom is being held and feeling pretty awkward. Because school dances can be awkward in general and taking a guy as your date just makes it even worse. Sighing, Tim takes a sip of his punch after having made sure it's not spiked.]
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[Normally, Tim works through any illnesses. He's used to working through pain, so some fatigue and a runny nose won't stop him. However, influenza is a tough opponent. At least this time, he has Dick's assurance that Gotham will be fine and he can lay around in bed until the worst of the symptoms go away. And that's exactly what he's doing.

His huge bed at Wayne manor has three tissue boxes resting on it and a plastic bag to hold the dirty tissues now that his bedside garbage is full. The TV across from him is tuned into some soap opera that he only attempts to follow as he tries not to fall asleep again. All in all, he looks miserable.]
[identity profile] outmatches.livejournal.com
IN THIS POST ME AND FISH WILL POST FANARTS AND PLAY USING THAT FANART AS PROMPT.


WE'RE TOTALLY NOT COPYING CAPS, BECAUSE CAPS IS A LOSER. AND WE'RE TOO COOL FOR COPYING FROM LOSERS.

DUH.
[identity profile] outmatches.livejournal.com
[ 7:00am;

being the bodyguard of the heir of a powerful mafia boss was starting to take its toll on him. this was the tenth time, in the 5 hours of sleep he was supposed to have, that he jumped in his sleep after the most meaningless of the sounds.

it was time, anyway. they had a job to do in 2 hours. he already had planned to get ready around this hour. a shower, a change of clothes (he was starting to get as habit the sleeping in his suit -- aside from the jacket and shoes obviously -- for how tired he is getting everytime he comes home).

first thing first. he gets up from the couch where he sleeps and heads to the door of his protégé. he knocks slowly, not wanting to make too much noise, before entering even though he had no answer.

Tim is still sleeping. he walks over him sitting on a chair next to the bed.

he stares at the man's face for a bit, before putting his face in his hands, trying to wash away his tiredness.

he had been doing this job for 2 months now. and every day it was getting more and more difficult. ]
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[Today is the day for A BEACH TRIP. That's right. Fun in the sun, beach volleyball, forgetting to reapply sunscreen, pretending to drown, throwing sand on sleeping people.

Or, if you're Tim, sitting under a beach umbrella with a book and a can of zesti. It's all very exciting.]
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
[ WHAT'S THIS??? A LIBRARY???

THERE IS A LITTLE BOY WHO IS EYEING ONE OF THE BOOKS ON THE TOP SHELF

HE IS TOO SHORT TO GET IT



WHAT DO YOU DO ]
[identity profile] outmatches.livejournal.com
[ doot doot do-doot

this is where Tim should be checking his phone, because a few miles away someone he knows as Conner Kent just sent him a SMS. ]


you

me

a table

a candle

and me trying to cook something without burning the whole Kent's farm down

watcha think?
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[Red Robin walks into the Batcave, a kitten cradled in his arms. He carefully pulls off his cowl, detaches his cape and uses it to loosely wrap around the kitten. As he walks, he calls out to the Batcave in general.]

Alfred...?
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[your cellphone beeps an alert. or your obnoxious ringtone goes off. either one. you check it to see that you have a new text message. it says:]

Are you busy?

[you might recognize the number as Tim Drake's. or you don't recognize the number at all. hey, mistakes happen.]
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
[ DINNER IN THE WAYNE FAMILY MANSION


PERHAPS SHENANIGANS ENSURE

DAMIAN IS IN URBAN CAMOUFLAGE MODE. A HOODIE IS PULLED OVER HIS HEAD AND HE'S CHOMPING DOWN ON SOME CHICKEN. ]

The food ....is improving.
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
[ so YOU and A MYSTERIOUS COSTUMED BOY have teamed up for AN UNFATHOMABLE REASON.

the both of you are trapped in a labyrinth full of IMPECCABLY ADORABLE KITTENS


there is a dangerous gas in the air and IMMINENT DEATH IS NEAR


YOU HAVE TO SAVE BOTH YOURSELVES AND THE KITTENS. WHAT DO?? ]
[identity profile] birdthright.livejournal.com
 [ LOOK, A MASKED TEN-YEAR OLD WHO APPEARS TO BE TIED TO THE BACKSEAT OF A BATMOBILE KIDDY RIDE. THERE IS A BATMANNIQUIN SEATED IN FRONT AND THE MACHINE IS JAMMED, SO IT'S JUST PLAYING 'NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!' FOREVER.

THE KID IS FUMING. ]


This. Is an insult. Whose neck do I need to snap?

[ HE'LL UNTIE HIMSELF SOON. GIVE HIM TIME. ]
[identity profile] chapsandcowl.livejournal.com
[Red Robin is standing just outside a store in a city, having managed to let the villain he was pursuing escape. He takes a moment to mentally berate himself before sighing and looking around to notice where he is. "Born This Way" is the song currently blasting inside the store, loud enough for half the block to hear. He frowns, completely ignoring the looks he's getting from the city-goers the longer he stands there.]

Of course. No matter where I go, this song is playing.
[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com
[ SO APPARENTLY BART GOT HUGGED RANDOMLY ON THE STREET BY SOME RANDOM PERSON HOLDING A 'FREE HUGS' BANNER

AND THAT PERSON TOLD HIM TO GO SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN. OUR WORLD IS DYING AND ONLY LOVE CAN SAVE IT!!!!



THEREFORE IT IS NOW HIS DUTY TO HUG EVERYONE



YES, EVEN YOU. IN A NUTSHELL: A WEIRD BOY WITH WEIRD HAIR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVES YOUR CHARACTER THE BIGGEST HUG. ]
[identity profile] kinesically.livejournal.com
[ IT'S DARK. IT'S LATE. YOU GET TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER BY A VERY SPOOKY-LOOKING, FACELESS GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT BLACK SPANDEX.

WHO COULD SHE BE? WTF SHE WASN'T THERE BEFORE SERIOUSLY WTF WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO SCARY WTFFFFF ]


Need information.
[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com
[ In this school, Bart has the reputation of being that junior who does the craziest shit without thinking twice. It's not a good thing to be known for, but Bart doesn't care any. It's a free period now, and Bart is surrounded by guys who are trying to convince him to go skateboard down steep hills with them. They aren't his friends - he knows this. ]

Dude, you should totally come with us! This hill is like ... 45 degrees. You'll love it!

Nah, don't feel like it. [ A half-hearted response, as he continues playing Super Leon Bros on his Playtendo. The more they talk, the more he imagines taping their mouths. ]

Are you kidding me? If you miss this chance, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!!

. . .Sounds boring. [ He spots Kon at the corner of his eye, and makes his way toward him - stepping right past the boys around him. ] Gotta go, seeya.

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