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IN THIS POST ME AND FISH WILL POST FANARTS AND PLAY USING THAT FANART AS PROMPT.

WE'RE TOTALLY NOT COPYING CAPS, BECAUSE CAPS IS A LOSER. AND WE'RE TOO COOL FOR COPYING FROM LOSERS.

DUH.

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There should be something in these drinks that makes them talk that way, we should investigate, chum.

Trust me, they're just as boring when they're not drinking expensive champagne.

You live in a dark, dark world, Drake.

I should introduce you to the cows, I think you'd like them.

For once, I'm jealous of the company you keep.

Did I ever tell you about Clelia, she's this super-creepy--

Dude what are those chicks staring at.

[Tim watches them out of the corner of his eye. He has a hunch about why they're laughing at them, but... He narrows his eyes.]

Just ignore them.

Uuh... kinda hard to do that. They're getting reinforcements.

Why don't you just eavesdrop if you're so curious? [Eyebrow raise. He doesn't see what's so concerning about this.]

Oh yeah I can do that.

Dude. Duuuude.

Something interesting? [Despite chatting with the old woman, Tim had noticed Conner's face go red.]

Th-they-- [ he takes a second to continue that sentence, mostly because he is trying to not say it at all. ] They think we are... together!

Yes, and? [Tim's face is completely blank except for the one quirked eyebrow.]

No, no. I mean... Together, together. You know!

Dude, do something!

What do you want me to do? Go over there and insist on your heterosexuality?

Don't say that out loud!!

I thought you'd care if your reputation -- and mine -- was at risk!

[Tim shrugs.] Close friends are always suspected of being in relationships. It was only a matter of time and they have no support for their claim, even if they did manage to start a rumor.

Besides, I just got out of an engagement. [He smiles a bit at the memory of that joke.] We're safe.

And if I ever wondered why I keep you around as my best friend, I'd just have to remember about moments like this.

Seriously, though, doesn't it bother you at all?

Honestly? Not really. I can't hear them very well, but if they're being homophobic, that's another story.

[He gives Conner a look.] Does it bother you?

Uh?

Of course it does. If it wasn't for the fact that they think I'm gay, I could've totally scored all three of them.

I am not letting you score three girls at this party, Conner. You're supposed to be behaving yourself.

Right, right. Remind me to never invite you to an actual party. You'd be such a buzzkill.

I have been to normal parties, you know.

That is such a big lie and you know it.

I'm still a teenager, Conner.

Whose best friends -- aside from me -- are books.

Admit it, Tim. You never went to a real party. Don't worry I won't tell the other Titans.