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[thrifts]

[ KAKUZU AND HIDAN ARE

somewhere. in a forest.

Kakuzu in particular is sitting on a rock with his suitcase open and is counting the money they just received for their last target AGAIN, just to be sure. he already had counted them inside there but one time more doesn't really matter, because that's his job in the akatsuki, right?

everything would be right if only his idiot of a partner just stopped whining for a second about every single thing in the world AND REALLY THAT WAS SORT OF PISSING HIM OFF, IF ONLY HE COULD KILL HIM. ]

Your incessant whining is distracting me. Do you want me to lose count and start all over again?

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[heathens]

[ And why is he whining? Because he wants to take a leak, and he can't if Kakuzu is going to take his time with counting the stupid money! ]

Kakuzu, you damn bastard. Why can't you do it after we reach the next town.

How does a few missing ryo even matter?! Seriously.

[thrifts]

Because if there is one missing then we'd have to walk all the way back here, would you rather have that?

[ DON'T THINK HE'S DOING IT FOR YOU HIDAN, he just doesn't think he could stand your whining if that were to happen. ]

They matter just as much as your rituals. Now shut up and go sit somewhere.

[heathens]

[ yeah sure tsun ]

That's not it! I need to take a leak, and doing it here is fucking gross! Will you hurry up already?!

[thrifts]

If you keep talking to me that's not going to make me finish faster.

[ and really, hidan, outside is better than doing it in one of those filthy inns kakuzu makes them sleep anyway. ]