[Your dreams are so friggin' stupid, Hijikata.]

You have no idea what I know, oi! I read Jump Square sometimes!

[click; Gintoki will clench his teeth a little.]

Hold, hold on a sec, hold on, something like this isn't really necessary, is it?

[He'll move his feet, setting them on the ground then tugging back on the cuff because he is so not gonna spend the day cuffed to Hijikata again.]

Oi, seriously, let me go. I wanna go home, you can buy me aspirin some other day.