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[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

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...

[prodding wobbly stomach. Wobbly stomach is indeed wobbly thank God this is Zack trying to make his sigh of relief not obvious. Here, have a look of horror instead]

... Gintoki, that's just grease with sugar on top.

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[STOP TOUCHING THE STOMACH JEEZ]

It's DELICIOUS grease with sugar, part of a daily diet requirement.

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[my god it's like JELLO. Zack is gonna be staring and prodding it over and over because mannnn look at that thing jiggle]

It sounds pretty disgusting to me. Isn't that just like dumping a chocolate bar into a deep fat fryer?

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Oyy, don't knock that till you try it. It's like having three scoops of ice cream with waffles and azuki red beans instead of just one small scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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DON'T MISLEAD HIM!

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Dont worry, Mayori, we know you're worried about the baby, but we need to maintain your reputation! Let's go break a few bones, gori!

1/?

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Fine. I'll try them.

[ AND HERE HE GOES

DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN]

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[ and now UP

UP



up ]

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[ u-upppppppp-- ]

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[ UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ]

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[ ]

done

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[ FALLS ]


[ oh my god what have i become ]


S-Shit.

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There is no baby! If you want to beat someone up that badly, why don't you do it to yourself?!

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... Okay, I'll admit that waffles with ice-cream does sound good. Three scoops of ice-cream sounds pretty excessive, though.

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[sighs, grabs Hijikata's hand and pulls him to his feet]

... Do you need me to help you?

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Excessive? There's no such thing as excessive, unless you're going to pair strawberry ice cream with azuki red beans and rice.

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[gets a totally spaced out look on his face]

...That sounds pretty good actually.

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But I'm not the father of the baby, think of the baby, oyy, the baby!

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If it was a girl, are you going to name her Mayori? Just like her mother.

1/?

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What mother...

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How many times must I say this before it finally gets into your thick skull?!

done

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[TOTALLY NOT LISTENING]

If it's a boy, you should name him Mayota.

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[BUTTING IN]

What kind of a name is 'Mayota'? King Takomayo sounds better!

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You've eaten enough junk food, muffin. Time to switch to carrot cakes and fruit juice instead of milkshakes.