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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

There is no baby! If you want to beat someone up that badly, why don't you do it to yourself?!

1/2

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

But I'm not the father of the baby, think of the baby, oyy, the baby!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

If it was a girl, are you going to name her Mayori? Just like her mother.

1/?

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

What mother...

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

How many times must I say this before it finally gets into your thick skull?!

done

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[TOTALLY NOT LISTENING]

If it's a boy, you should name him Mayota.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[BUTTING IN]

What kind of a name is 'Mayota'? King Takomayo sounds better!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

"King Takomayo" sounds like takoyaki, he'll make everyone hungry whenever he says his name!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

How about Mayo Kingtako, then? Or Mayotako King!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

No no, let's call it Mayokeru.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Why 'keru'?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Sounds manly.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

If you want the kid to sound manly, why don't you just call him Butch Musclepunch Steelabs Mayotako?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[waves one hand]

Too manly, d'you want him to get picked on in school? Let's call him Mayoteru Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

That just sounds like you put a load of random sounds together. How about Vanessa Musclepunch Steelabs Mayoteru?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Who the hell names their son Vanessa? Maykoteru Cynthia Oogurutachi!

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Cynthia? Cynthia's way too girly!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You know what the best name is? ... Zack. Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

No no, Gintoki Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Zack Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with GINTOKI Zack Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

ZACK Gintoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi sounds better, sugar lump.

[shrug]

It's a fact.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

...Let's compromise. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Zacktoki. Zacktoki.

... That's not too bad. Zacktoki Mayoteru Vanessa Oogurutachi it is! I call dibs on being his godfather.