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[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[my god it's like JELLO. Zack is gonna be staring and prodding it over and over because mannnn look at that thing jiggle]

It sounds pretty disgusting to me. Isn't that just like dumping a chocolate bar into a deep fat fryer?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Oyy, don't knock that till you try it. It's like having three scoops of ice cream with waffles and azuki red beans instead of just one small scoop of vanilla ice cream.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... Okay, I'll admit that waffles with ice-cream does sound good. Three scoops of ice-cream sounds pretty excessive, though.

1/2

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Excessive? There's no such thing as excessive, unless you're going to pair strawberry ice cream with azuki red beans and rice.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[gets a totally spaced out look on his face]

...That sounds pretty good actually.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You've eaten enough junk food, muffin. Time to switch to carrot cakes and fruit juice instead of milkshakes.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

I drink fruit juices, what're you talking about, sugarball.

[whips out a carton of strawberry milk from nowhere and starts chugging it]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[snatching that away]

Pure fruit juice, not this mixed-up stuff.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE HIS STRAWBERRY MILK AWAY]

OYY WHAT D'YOU DO THAT FOR?!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You need to diet, honeybunch, strawberry milk has way too much sugar in it.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

I don't need to diet.

[wobble wobble]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Sorry to say this, but when I think your stomach would make a good cushion, you need to go on a diet.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Don't hate me cause I'm fat, sugarmuffin.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

I'd like you no matter how you look, but you realize that now I can take all your candy and run away with it and you wouldn't be able to catch me, right?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Wait till I sit on your face.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[crosses arms, cocks head and grins]

Kinky. You'd have to catch me first, though.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

How is face sitting kinky huh? Ohh, I get it, you're into aliens aren't you? Ohh honeybunny, you're the kinkier one.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Has your butt turned into an alien ever since you started putting on weight? Jeez, this must be why ShinRa's training sessions are so hard.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, my butt was still human, thanks.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

But you just said that I must like aliens since I think face sitting is kinky.

[shakes head, sighs, goes over and gives Gintoki's ass a squeeze, backs off again]

Yep. Feels like an alien to me.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

OYY STOP THAT.

[smacks you]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[GODDAMN, GETTING SMACKED LEFT AND RIGHT]

Hey, I'm doing you a favor! Now that I know for sure that it's an alien I can help you get rid of it.

[takes sword out, swordtwirls a little~ and then snaps into a relaxed fighting stance]

This'll only hurt for a moment.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE FUCK]

A MOMENT MY ASS!

[WADDLING AWAY OH MY GOD]

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Wha-- come back, Gintoki! We could use the fat to fry pancakes for Tako!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE]

He'll just put mayo on them!