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[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

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1/2

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Not so loud! I'm right in front of you!


[ and it's kind of ...hard to get away. just saying ]

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'Tchh. I don't even know how it happened, okay?




[ /MAKES IT RP CANON THAT HE EATS SO MUCH MAYO THAT WHENEVER HE DOESN'T EXERCISE FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, IT ALL COMES DOWN ON HIM IN A MASS OF LARD ]

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[Zack is not realizing that it's lard]

[he's going over to Hijikata and giving him a sad face and putting his hand on Hijikata's stomach]

... Who's the father?

1/?

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The fa--

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[ OH MY GOD ]

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[ just


SGHJL;FJKMGHL,H;J''GLFGKLHLHJLHKGKKTKDTUKDTKDKD ]

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What the hell are you thinking?! WHAT THE HELL DID THEY TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL?!

done

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You can't seriously think I'm --

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Mom always told me that anything's possible with the power of love.

[pats Hijikata's tummy]

Don't stress out, you'll upset Tako Jr.

1/2

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2/3

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I'm not pregnant! And I can never be --love crap or not. It just isn't possible!


I'm just --

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fat putting on weight.

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[exhales]

Well, that's a relief! I thought I was gonna have to go beat someone up for making you an unwed, uh... teenage... mother.

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You know what you need? All you need is some exercise!

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You're right. I guess I really have been idling around too much.

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You should do some squats! They're a really good way to keep fit.

[DOING SQUATS~]

1/?

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Fine. I'll try them.

[ AND HERE HE GOES

DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN]

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[ and now UP

UP



up ]

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[ u-upppppppp-- ]

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[ UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ]

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[WADDLES OVER]

It's all because of the mayo you eat, Mayoki!

1/2

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Don't eavesdrop in on other people's conversations!

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You're one to talk, anyway.

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But no one thought I was pregnant. Think of the baby, Mayoru! Stop those cancer sticks and switch to low-fat mayo!