(no subject)

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

Comments

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

fat putting on weight.

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[exhales]

Well, that's a relief! I thought I was gonna have to go beat someone up for making you an unwed, uh... teenage... mother.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You know what you need? All you need is some exercise!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

You're right. I guess I really have been idling around too much.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

You should do some squats! They're a really good way to keep fit.

[DOING SQUATS~]

1/?

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Fine. I'll try them.

[ AND HERE HE GOES

DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ and now UP

UP



up ]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ u-upppppppp-- ]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ]

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ ]

done

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

[ FALLS ]


[ oh my god what have i become ]


S-Shit.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[sighs, grabs Hijikata's hand and pulls him to his feet]

... Do you need me to help you?

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[WADDLES OVER]

It's all because of the mayo you eat, Mayoki!

1/2

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

Don't eavesdrop in on other people's conversations!

[smokedingly.livejournal.com]

You're one to talk, anyway.

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

But no one thought I was pregnant. Think of the baby, Mayoru! Stop those cancer sticks and switch to low-fat mayo!

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

[speaking of no one thinking you're pregnant]

Gintoki! You too!?

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

... Whose is it? You can tell me; I won't be upset.

1/3

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[Wha--]

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[Whose is--]

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[Smacks Zack's head]

1/2

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

Wha-- ack, hey!

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

I meant this one!

[pointing at Gintoki's stomach]

And you can't say it's not yours because it's attached to you!

[gummedingly.livejournal.com]

[wobbly fat stomach is...wobbly]

Huh? Oh, I spent last month night eating pizza with sugar and caramel sauce.

[heroedingly.livejournal.com]

...

[prodding wobbly stomach. Wobbly stomach is indeed wobbly thank God this is Zack trying to make his sigh of relief not obvious. Here, have a look of horror instead]

... Gintoki, that's just grease with sugar on top.