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[infighter.livejournal.com]

SPAM POST

itt: bitches and whores

Comments

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

[ CHEWS OH SO HARDLY and bites his own finger in the process ]

DAMMIT!!! I'm getting pissed!! YOU STUPID WORM!

[ryddlemethis.livejournal.com]

Having a bit trouble? Surely you can figure out how to get that toy off of you.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

I can't! I tried pulling and tearing and now biting but nothing works!! This isn't right --I'm usually the one eating the worms, not the other way round!!!

[ryddlemethis.livejournal.com]

It's very simple, if you put your mind to it. Though that may be why you're having trouble with it.

1/2

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

[ KNOCKS HEAD ONTO FINGER TRAP ]

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

That was a dumb idea, suit-guy.

[ryddlemethis.livejournal.com]

It's not a suit.

[gives him a look, barely concealing his disgust.]

Try squeezing the middle.

1/2

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Huh? Like that'll wor--


[ squeezes ]




[ it comes off ]

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

WOAHHHH!!!! NO WAY!!!!!

[ryddlemethis.livejournal.com]

No need for gratitude, really.

1/?

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Thanks, suit-guy! I'll remember this forever!

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

NOW FOR PAYBACK! I'LL HAVE THE STUPID WORM FOR BREAKFAST!!


[ puts into mouth ]

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

[ gets


tongue


stuck ]


--?!!!!

IT'S STUCK!! IT HAS MY TONGUE! IT WON'T COME OFF!

done

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

--And it needs more salt.

[ryddlemethis.livejournal.com]

Do you...often eat worms?

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Not only worms, I eat whatever is food! Sea kings that attack us, colourful mushrooms, the green stuff that grows at the side of the ship, seaweed, crocodiles --they're all edible!