http://teenspeed.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] teenspeed.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] youlittleshit2011-03-06 09:03 pm
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HIT ME UP BROS

[Somehow, suddenly, you find yourself tied to a chair and held at gunpoint by several thugs. Before you even have time to consider the situation, a white and red blur appears in the abandoned warehouse you appeared in and comes to a halt behind your captors. You then see that it's just some kid in spandex and goggles with ridiculous (ly nice?) hair.]

Don't worry, citizen! Impulse'll take care of these guys! [And then, finally, he takes a good look at you.] Wait a second--
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DON'T SCREWBALL ME

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Could Inertia defeat the Gate Master of Meridia in half a second?

I WILL PICTOGRAM AT YOU ANYTIME I LIKE

[identity profile] teenspeed.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
--Okay, so you're not Inertia.

But could Inertia -- [he follows suit, zooming home and back, a sheet of paper clutched in his hand] -- get a C+ on the Civil War pop quiz we had yesterday?

1/2

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
. . . So you're not Inertia either.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Waitwait, what?! Then who are you? Are you one of those things that people see before they die? What was that called --A dobblyganger?

[identity profile] teenspeed.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
No! I'm Impulse! You're the dopplegangly one here!

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-03-09 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I can't be the dobblyganger because I'm Impulse! I'm not falling for your tr--





[identity profile] teenspeed.livejournal.com 2011-03-09 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
[The next second, Impulse is dropping a handful of smoking bullets to the floor.]

Both Impulse? That's stupid.
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