[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com
[ SO APPARENTLY BART GOT HUGGED RANDOMLY ON THE STREET BY SOME RANDOM PERSON HOLDING A 'FREE HUGS' BANNER

AND THAT PERSON TOLD HIM TO GO SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN. OUR WORLD IS DYING AND ONLY LOVE CAN SAVE IT!!!!



THEREFORE IT IS NOW HIS DUTY TO HUG EVERYONE



YES, EVEN YOU. IN A NUTSHELL: A WEIRD BOY WITH WEIRD HAIR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVES YOUR CHARACTER THE BIGGEST HUG. ]
[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com
[ In this school, Bart has the reputation of being that junior who does the craziest shit without thinking twice. It's not a good thing to be known for, but Bart doesn't care any. It's a free period now, and Bart is surrounded by guys who are trying to convince him to go skateboard down steep hills with them. They aren't his friends - he knows this. ]

Dude, you should totally come with us! This hill is like ... 45 degrees. You'll love it!

Nah, don't feel like it. [ A half-hearted response, as he continues playing Super Leon Bros on his Playtendo. The more they talk, the more he imagines taping their mouths. ]

Are you kidding me? If you miss this chance, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!!

. . .Sounds boring. [ He spots Kon at the corner of his eye, and makes his way toward him - stepping right past the boys around him. ] Gotta go, seeya.
[identity profile] teenspeed.livejournal.com
[Somehow, suddenly, you find yourself tied to a chair and held at gunpoint by several thugs. Before you even have time to consider the situation, a white and red blur appears in the abandoned warehouse you appeared in and comes to a halt behind your captors. You then see that it's just some kid in spandex and goggles with ridiculous (ly nice?) hair.]

Don't worry, citizen! Impulse'll take care of these guys! [And then, finally, he takes a good look at you.] Wait a second--
[identity profile] spontanic.livejournal.com
[ YOU ARE ALL IN A MOVIE THEATER, AND A MUSHY ROMANCE IS SHOWING.

LOL SLOBBERY KISS SCENE]


Yeesh! Gross! I thought they were supposed to play the monster movie?!  I don't see any face-sucking aliens anywhere!!
[identity profile] spontanic.livejournal.com
[ zipping around a random cornfield in a strange pattern. Yeah he's making a crop circle ]

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