HIGHSCHOOL AU. KIND OF CLOSED BUT IDK

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[ In this school, Bart has the reputation of being that junior who does the craziest shit without thinking twice. It's not a good thing to be known for, but Bart doesn't care any. It's a free period now, and Bart is surrounded by guys who are trying to convince him to go skateboard down steep hills with them. They aren't his friends - he knows this. ]

Dude, you should totally come with us! This hill is like ... 45 degrees. You'll love it!

Nah, don't feel like it. [ A half-hearted response, as he continues playing Super Leon Bros on his Playtendo. The more they talk, the more he imagines taping their mouths. ]

Are you kidding me? If you miss this chance, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!!

. . .Sounds boring. [ He spots Kon at the corner of his eye, and makes his way toward him - stepping right past the boys around him. ] Gotta go, seeya.

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IDK HOW AMERICUN HIGHSCHOOL WORKS CRIES

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Something wrong?

we're one asian and one italian pretending to be american

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Nope. They were just trying to get me to skate down that hill at the end of the street. Doesn't sound that fun, though.

so sad so sad

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Now, if only you thought that every time someone tells you to do something very stupid...

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Hey, the rest of the things weren't so bad! What's your next class?

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I could tell you so many worse things you have done, I'd probably be late at class trying to say them all.
Chemistry. A test. You know Mr. Barns? Yeah, I'm screwed.

1/2 THEY DON'T SHARE CLASSES PRETEND I NEVER SAID THAT

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The one with the mustache? Oh, yeah. I know him.

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Waitaminute -- A test?! I-I have a test today too! Oh, grife -- if I fail this, Max is gonna have my head!

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Where is Tim when you need him, right?

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You can say that again. He'd know what Pi is. What is it, anyway? Ican'tfinditanywhere!

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IIII don't know, but that word just reminded me of Ma's delicious pie and now I got a craving for it. Good Job, Bart.

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No problem.

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Right, goodbye cruel world.

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Huh?

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Oh, crap... How stupid would it be if I go inside when everyone is running out?

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Wait, Bart, no -- When I said "I go" I didn't mean "we go". There is a big difference between the two words. What if there is a real fire?

Just wait me here, okay? I'll be back fast, I just... need to get something from my locker.

1/2

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Locker? Uh, sure.

Also, if there was a real fire, it wouldn't make a difference who -

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goes in ...

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Oh, for crying out loud, Bart, stop-- Okay, fine! You can come, but if you don't stick with me for all the time I swear I'll throw your playtendo in the swimming pool, you hear me?

PRETEND THERE'S NO MASK

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Loud and clear.

Whoa, you were right 'bout the fire ...