http://outspeeds.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] youlittleshit2011-05-02 11:51 pm
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i don't know or care i just want brohugs

[ SO APPARENTLY BART GOT HUGGED RANDOMLY ON THE STREET BY SOME RANDOM PERSON HOLDING A 'FREE HUGS' BANNER

AND THAT PERSON TOLD HIM TO GO SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN. OUR WORLD IS DYING AND ONLY LOVE CAN SAVE IT!!!!



THEREFORE IT IS NOW HIS DUTY TO HUG EVERYONE



YES, EVEN YOU. IN A NUTSHELL: A WEIRD BOY WITH WEIRD HAIR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVES YOUR CHARACTER THE BIGGEST HUG. ]
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[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)


. . .Bart?

I know they say Superman gives good hugs, but that doesn't exactly mean I do as well. What exactly made you run all the way to Smallville just for this?

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)


Love --



Some guy told me I gotta spread love or something by hugging tons of people 'cause otherwise the world would die and that's obviously a bad thing so I thought I'd start with my friends first and since you're one of them --

[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)


Dude, if someone told you to jump down a bridge because if you don't then the world would be eaten by a green blob alien, would you do that?

--Wait, don't answer that. You would.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)


No I wouldn't. There can't be aliens that big.

[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so somewhere in your brain there is something called common sense. Small, but there is. That's reassuring to know.



So, let me ask, who did you hug yet aside from me?
Edited 2011-05-02 16:46 (UTC)

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a lot of people yet. Max, Cissie, Tim, Batman --

Uh, kinda.

. . . I think that's it.

1/2

[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Bummer, I so did want to see Tim's face when you hugged him--

[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you hugged Batman?! What the hell- are you crazy?!

What was his reaction, I need to know.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow he knew I was sneaking up on him, and he told me to get out of Gotham. He didn't even have to look at me to know I was there. Just how does he do that?

[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Bats are creepy people, Bart. You should know that.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still wondering how they do that disappearing thing.

[identity profile] hypernovae.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
There are things we won't ever know, young padawan.

Anyway, who's next on your list? I'm gonna tag along, I want to see the poor unfortunate soul's reaction.

OH FINE TAG

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)


Dunno. Haven't thought of who's next.

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the meaning of this, Bart Allen?

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Worlddyinggottahugpeopleyouhelptoocomeon--!!

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Bear in mind that some of us don't have the luxury of super speed.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Notime!! Gotta go --

Wait, I know! I'll just think you the explanation.

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)


You think your world will end because of a shortage of hugs?

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! That's why -- you need to help! Think of all the people we could hug -- with your flight ring!

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine. Nor do I want to.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Enough of that, Brainy! We gotta go!

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Allen.



Allen!

I hope you didn't have the misconception that these earplugs were an indication of . . . of friendship. You have been of limited assistance on several occasions, so I have been tolerating you. Do not test even that.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Owww -- Sorry.



We aren't friends?

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh ...

Do you want these back, then?

. . .I guess I'll go find someone else to bother.

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If a hug shortage really is the catalyst for a series of events that will end your world, hugging every single person possible is the least practical option.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? What do you think I should do then?

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Build an electro-transmitter to broadcast impulses that will promote the secretion of several chemicals in the human brain -- particularly the chemicals responsible for what all of you interpret as 'Love'.

. . .Though, I highly suspect that is beyond your capability.

[identity profile] outspeeds.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean you're gonna build one of those . . . electro-machines for me, then?

[identity profile] coluan.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

You heard this from a babbling, disorientated and unwashed person on the street. Excuse me for not finding him the most credible of sources.
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