i don't know or care i just want brohugs

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

[ SO APPARENTLY BART GOT HUGGED RANDOMLY ON THE STREET BY SOME RANDOM PERSON HOLDING A 'FREE HUGS' BANNER

AND THAT PERSON TOLD HIM TO GO SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN. OUR WORLD IS DYING AND ONLY LOVE CAN SAVE IT!!!!



THEREFORE IT IS NOW HIS DUTY TO HUG EVERYONE



YES, EVEN YOU. IN A NUTSHELL: A WEIRD BOY WITH WEIRD HAIR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVES YOUR CHARACTER THE BIGGEST HUG. ]

Comments

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Enough of that, Brainy! We gotta go!

[coluan.livejournal.com]

Allen.



Allen!

I hope you didn't have the misconception that these earplugs were an indication of . . . of friendship. You have been of limited assistance on several occasions, so I have been tolerating you. Do not test even that.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Owww -- Sorry.



We aren't friends?

[coluan.livejournal.com]

No, we aren't.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Oh ...

Do you want these back, then?

. . .I guess I'll go find someone else to bother.

[coluan.livejournal.com]

Allen.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[coluan.livejournal.com]

If a hug shortage really is the catalyst for a series of events that will end your world, hugging every single person possible is the least practical option.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Really? What do you think I should do then?

[coluan.livejournal.com]

Build an electro-transmitter to broadcast impulses that will promote the secretion of several chemicals in the human brain -- particularly the chemicals responsible for what all of you interpret as 'Love'.

. . .Though, I highly suspect that is beyond your capability.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're gonna build one of those . . . electro-machines for me, then?

[coluan.livejournal.com]

No.

You heard this from a babbling, disorientated and unwashed person on the street. Excuse me for not finding him the most credible of sources.