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[Red Robin is standing just outside a store in a city, having managed to let the villain he was pursuing escape. He takes a moment to mentally berate himself before sighing and looking around to notice where he is. "Born This Way" is the song currently blasting inside the store, loud enough for half the block to hear. He frowns, completely ignoring the looks he's getting from the city-goers the longer he stands there.]

Of course. No matter where I go, this song is playing.

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Yeah.

What happened to the other one? Still in the washing machine?

[Bart, he's taller than you now. Not that Tim expects him to notice. Honestly, he's surprised Bart even managed to recognize him.]

Oh god, this is a time travel thing. Impulse, what are you doing here?

Buying games, of course. Why're you even asking?

The Playtendo 9000 comes out in Gotham before Manchester.

Right. [That console came out two years ago.] I think those games are on sale now.

In Manchester? No way, I checked--

You were right! And it's much cheaper than I thought it would be, too. How'd you know?

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[Tim raises an eyebrow behind the cowl.] Trained by the world's greatest detective, remember? [Okay, so maybe the Impulse costume is making him a little nostalgic.]

Right. You gotta teach me how to do that sometime.

What're you doing here, then? Listening to the song?

No. If I wanted to hear this song, I'd turn on any radio station. I'm working.

Oh. A case?

Cool. Where's the bad guy?

[Another sigh.] I lost him.

No problem. What's he look like?

You're not going to go look for him, Impulse. He's incredibly dangerous. [He's even using his leader voice.]

But I can help! It'd take you forever to find him. I could probably find him right now!

And what happens when he finds you? I'll track him down again later.

Won't it be easier to beat him if we teamed up, though? You said he's dangerous -- yet you wanna go fight him alone?!

I can handle it.

Besides, don't you have homework to do? [It's an attempt to change the subject and distract him. He just hopes Bart has an essay to write or something.]

I'll do it on the way. Can we go?

[SOB HIS LIFE. He thought he was done with this years ago.]

Bart, you're not listening.

Listening? 'Course I'm listening!

. . . Listening to what?

[HE SIGHS IN DEFEAT.]

I give up.

Does this mean you're letting me help?

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don't be a drag, tim. just be a queen

baby, he was born this way.

don't call my name, timojandro --oops wrong song

I am having all these mental images of tim in the music videos

as ..... gaga .............. 1/2

Re: I am having all these mental images of tim in the music videos

more as the gay male dancers

kon is there too ..........

stop this right now

it's the perfect mental image

I hate you

bart is so proud of his two bffs

they are mortified

GUYS I SAW YOU ON MTV /records and shows everyone

bart stop watching that trash

where else does he get his news

idk max or something

but can max play music videos AND provide news

max can do everything

yet all he seems to do is plant chives and make lightning come out of his eyes!

both very valuable skills, young bart

even the chives ....