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[Red Robin is standing just outside a store in a city, having managed to let the villain he was pursuing escape. He takes a moment to mentally berate himself before sighing and looking around to notice where he is. "Born This Way" is the song currently blasting inside the store, loud enough for half the block to hear. He frowns, completely ignoring the looks he's getting from the city-goers the longer he stands there.]

Of course. No matter where I go, this song is playing.

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Just wait until your next birthday.

I was trying to take down the guy who's been terrorizing this city for the past two months, but he got away. [Again. It's getting frustrating.]

You wouldn't dare.

And in the past two months you didn't think about asking your Flying-Brick-Best-Friend for help? I mean, I'm pretty busy and all usually, but I could've found a couple of minutes free in my very full agenda to help you, you know.

Don't worry, I can get you Depeche Mode, too.

You know I'm trying to do the whole "independent" thing, Kon. It doesn't count if I have to call up my friends for every criminal.

Tim, you're sailing stormy waters there.

But this isn't "every criminal", it's one who's been avoiding you, the Boy Wonder, for two months straight. Looking for some help there sounds pretty reasonable to me even if I'd be trying to do the whole "independent" thing.

But then again, you're a Bat. You Bats are well known for being not like us Supers at all.

It's better than my original gift idea.

...Fine. Next time I track down his location, I'll call you. For back-up.

I'm scared about knowing your original gift idea.

Good. It's been a while since we've done some of those World's Finest stuff. I kind of miss it.

Just accept Enya. [A half-smirk.]

Yeah. I'd be worried if you didn't.

Never.

Dude, I tell you something all friendly and cheesy and all you can say is "I'd be worried if you didn't"?! Look at my very disappointed face, Red Robin. Look at it.

She has a very successful career, you know.

I'm not very good at friendly, Superboy. And I try to save the cheesy for battles.

No. We are not having a conversation about Enya.

I hope you don't use that sentence while trying to woo the ladies, too. I don't think it's ever gonna work.

Yeah, let's just end it there.

[He sighs.] I don't try to "woo the ladies," Kon. That's more your thing.

You're saying that like it's a bad thing! Maybe you should, I don't know, do it? I could teach you something. I'm a good teacher when it comes to that. The best.

I'm doing fine without your wooing lessons. [Raising an eyebrow under the cowl and smiling just a bit again.]

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