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[personal profile] birthfight2013-11-29 10:04 am

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[ Remember that AU where Kon and Damian are brothers ... It's Back.

There's been a blackout. Looks like you forgot to pay your utility bill, Kon, because they have pulled the power. When Kon returns, he should find Damian sitting quietly on a chair - his hands placed on his lap and his legs dangling - staring directly at him as he enters the house. He looks ... perfectly at home, shrouded in the darkness like this. Almost like it's his natural habitat.

There's not a single sound coming from him, not even a tremble or the sound of breathing. While a lot of children would be scared, Damian isn't in the slightest. This is some horror-movie level shit.

Kon might feel a dark aura too ......... Yeah, he's angry. ]


You forgot, didn't you?

TWITTER SHENANIGANS

[ On twitter, Damian is only known as 'D' (because he's THAT creative). He has quite a big number of followers, but follows NO ONE. Everyone thinks his username is some MMORPG thing. In today's adventure, Damian has discovered LOLCATS. ]

inheritingall: Pictures of cats with grammatically-incorrect captions.
inheritingall: Is that supposed to be funny?


[ And one of his followers is like LOLOL SO YOU CLICKED THE LINK I SENT YOU? but Damian ignores them. ]

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[ WHAT'S THIS??? A LIBRARY???

THERE IS A LITTLE BOY WHO IS EYEING ONE OF THE BOOKS ON THE TOP SHELF

HE IS TOO SHORT TO GET IT



WHAT DO YOU DO ]

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[ DINNER IN THE WAYNE FAMILY MANSION


PERHAPS SHENANIGANS ENSURE

DAMIAN IS IN URBAN CAMOUFLAGE MODE. A HOODIE IS PULLED OVER HIS HEAD AND HE'S CHOMPING DOWN ON SOME CHICKEN. ]

The food ....is improving.

BECAUSE I JUST APPED AND NEED PRACTICE

[ so YOU and A MYSTERIOUS COSTUMED BOY have teamed up for AN UNFATHOMABLE REASON.

the both of you are trapped in a labyrinth full of IMPECCABLY ADORABLE KITTENS


there is a dangerous gas in the air and IMMINENT DEATH IS NEAR


YOU HAVE TO SAVE BOTH YOURSELVES AND THE KITTENS. WHAT DO?? ]

NANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA BATMAN! BATMAN!

 [ LOOK, A MASKED TEN-YEAR OLD WHO APPEARS TO BE TIED TO THE BACKSEAT OF A BATMOBILE KIDDY RIDE. THERE IS A BATMANNIQUIN SEATED IN FRONT AND THE MACHINE IS JAMMED, SO IT'S JUST PLAYING 'NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!' FOREVER.

THE KID IS FUMING. ]


This. Is an insult. Whose neck do I need to snap?

[ HE'LL UNTIE HIMSELF SOON. GIVE HIM TIME. ]