GAY GAY GAY locked to [livejournal.com profile] chapsandcowl

[ doot doot do-doot

this is where Tim should be checking his phone, because a few miles away someone he knows as Conner Kent just sent him a SMS. ]


you

me

a table

a candle

and me trying to cook something without burning the whole Kent's farm down

watcha think?

[ RED OR BLUE OR GREEN ]

OKAYYYYY FUCKWITS!!

SINCE I'M STUCK HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO

LINE THE FUCK UP AND GET A FREE HAIRCUT!

THIS WOULD COST YOU FUCKING $60 AT THE LEAST IF I WERE STILL WORKING IN MY SHOP!

【一】

[ TEMPLE.

Genkaku throws three mutilated corpses in front of the altar ]


Hey Buddha -?

Saved more people. You and the guys must be proud of me up there.


[ plucks a few guitar strings ]

Ever think of installin' some electricity in here? Need a place to plug my amp.